Official "how you earned your white trash" thread....

Bodean

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fj60guy said:
Ok,

1-have enough cruiser stuff wife cannot park in garage, attic is full!
2-wife calls call bulls*** when guys talk about trucks & not know what a locker is
3-purchased new house not for size but because it had a shop.....priorities!
4-have had driving 101 from KOWBOY & Nolen-still burned the clutch!
5-Dearborn crawled in bed with me at 3am-scary-ops not a reason for White Trash....or maybe it is...urrrrr!

*if not good enough reasons I'll just show up & drink beer!
Reason #5 just got you kicked out of the CottonLand Cruisers!
Great knowing you!

Later,
 

Clutchee

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OK, I NEED TO EXPLAIN:
After wrenching on JESTERB truck till 11:30pm then packing & going to bed I was tired....Ashley & David stayed up drinking until 3am.....hence came the idea we should leave right then 3am....I awoke to David on one side & Ashley on the other....it was beuty & the beast! Needless to say when Bodean called at 8am we were already in TX....Sorry Bodean!
*never let the bear & the beuty decide what time you leave....David driving his truck & Ashley sleeping...still a great trip having Land Cruisers friends involved!
 
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I'm sorry, I don't think you cleared anything up :rolleyes: fact, I think just muddied the topic even more. You didn't mention earlier that Ashley was there too :grinpimp: :flipoff2:
 
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1. I rebuilt my carb on my kitchen table.
2. The deck of my condo contains; 5 - 33" tires and wheels, a 40 hardtop, 4 doors, 2 fuel tanks, assorted pieces of mild steel and DOM tubing, hundreds of empty beer bottles, but no furniture.
3. I have more tattoos than I do collared shirts.
4. I own a pit bull.
5. The clerks at the beer store greet me by name.
6. Last GF was a stripper.
7. I weld naked, drunk, and/or in flip flops.

Applecayshun mos' 'spec-fuly submited wid beers. :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:


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KOWBOY

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Well done IanB. :beer:

Please stay tuned, we hope to be open for bizness within a coupla weeks.

It'll be much safer to be with us rather than against us. :grinpimp:

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