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My Grandpa's wife sub'ed MW for Mayo in a recipe yesterday, and didnt even warn me.....thats how bitches get knocked the fxxx out!

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When my wife and I were engaged and living together (in sin), I remember specifically a day she was making sandwiches for lunch. She asked me if I wanted Mayo on my sandwich, and I said yes. I went into the kitchen to get a drink as she was making the sandwiches and saw a jar of MW on the counter next to the sandwich she was making for me.

The debate this spurred has continued to date. I'm out numbered as her family prefers MW to Mayo [barf!!!]. But I will say the MIL is nice enough to stock mayo for when I'm there.
 
....AND YOU MARRIED HER?!?!

That means that everytime you kiss her, you are kissing MW. And your children are tainted with MW! Has she brain washed them into eating MW?
 
....AND YOU MARRIED HER?!?!

That means that everytime you kiss her, you are kissing MW. And your children are tainted with MW! Has she brain washed them into eating MW?

When she makes his sandwiches she uses MW, when I make them I use mayo. I figure when he's old enough I'll tell him MW is goat jizz, that will hopefully break him of it, hopefully!

Should of married his mother in law

She's a peach, but I think the FIL would have some objections!
 
I made Damn sure my wife was a mayo gal before I married her.

I said bitch, go make me a sammich.....it came back with mayo on it




It also came to me at hi speed, in my face, with a fist following close behind
I knew then, that this was the gal for me
 
Ok


So this is the "I need a cab" thread , right?


I got a cab....!!!!
Just gotta go get it
Will be coming to Chicago soon to pick it up

No need to go look Phil, had him send me video & pics

32,000 mile cab...nice...
200 bucks. I feel like its a good deal



Now I just need a drivers door

No need to change the title to the thread again, I will just occasionally chime into the other topics on here

Ok, John & Joe, need to make plans to hook up with Yous guys while im in your fair city


By the way...who wants to come over & help me swap a cab?
 
Whats even worse than MW on a sandwich is mayo on a burger. Putting mayo on a burger is like moving to canada and embracing their healthcare system or moving from the burbs to chicago to put your kids in the public school system
 
I don't know what you mean

You have to kinda be an old rocker......the title of the Alman bros album is "eat a peach" and duann alman did not really mean the fruit when he named the album........."if u know what I mean".
 
Whats even worse than MW on a sandwich is mayo on a burger.

I agree, unless the burger is crap to begin with. A whopper with no mayo is pretty nasty. Though...portillos burger has mayo, and its damn tasty. But in general, mayo on a burger should follow the same rule as A-1 on a steak. If its a good steak and you put A-1 on it, you may as well bang the grill mans daughter in front of him and never call her again. But if you mother in law slaps down a 1/4" frozen "steak" that has been cooking for 45 minutes, then its game on.

Putting mayo on a burger is like moving to canada and embracing their healthcare system

That statement is ironic coming from you. :lol:
 
Don't like Clapton either

Yea, I said that, too

I tried.....I dont know what it is about him....but I just dont buy him. But I dislike several bands that makes people think im nuts. (Beatles, Aerosmith, Stones (80's to present), etc....)
 
I'm right there with you, bro-ham

Many of the bands everybody loves (or pretends to love) I just don't like

But that's ok with me
 
I am an old geezer and I like a lot of the new music that is out.
 
Clapton is an AWESOME guitar player, but he needs to shut the fxxx up and play the guitar.

Note to self: Justin Beiber CD for Ron for X-Mas.
 
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