(...back in the campsite)
A fire has been built and Andy breaks out some bourbon and the last of his orange jello.
Andrew is bugging me to go play
Go Fish with him in the truck before bed.
I'm pooped from the day and have never had a good experience when the liquor comes out late at night. And I'm feeling a little guilty for not spending much one-on-one time with Andrew on the trip, outside of riding in in the truck. So we retreat to our truck, get our bedding in order, and play a mean round of Go Fish before retiring for the night.
I didn't sleep quite as well in the front seat as I did the night before, but I still wake up refreshed and not at all sore.
I think I'm the first one up, so I get up and make some coffee, trying to make as much noise as possible, hoping Dan gets the hint that it's time to get up and get the mobile espresso factory up and running.
Dan and his dog (Roane? Rhone?) emerge from the truck shortly after. The day before, he hinted that he is down to like his last ten lbs of beans, and knowing that Andy brought me some high-grade beans from a Sacremento roaster, hints that I should break them out.
I bring the beans over as he sets up his equipment. He pulls out his records and finds the details for the
Dharma Blend from Temple Coffee. He pulls a test shot and hands me the cup first and asks for an analysis.
Now, making espresso is like making meth (bear with me

).
Any snaggle toothed inbred can assemble the raw ingredients and the minimum equipment and make some shake 'n bake meth in the Walmart toy department.
Espresso is the same way. Anybody can grab some ancient overly roasted beans from the grocery store, and run them through their Mr. Coffee espresso machine and call it espresso.
But to make the good stuff, to operate at the Heisenberg Level - to make the blue stuff, you've got to have every step of your game in order. First, your beans have to be of the highest quality and sourced from a roaster that knows what they are doing. Next, assuming they aren't too fresh or too old, the grind has to be spot on. Too coarse or too fine, and it's junk. Then you have to have quality equipment and know how to use it. Water temp, extraction pressure, extraction time... all of these variables must be carefully metered and manipulated. If any single variable is out of whack, the batch must be scrapped.
So here I am, Heisenburg has just handed me, Jesse, some meth to sample, and is asking me to test it to see what part of the recipe we need to tweak.
I take a sip and it is.... SOUR.
Not wanting to hurt his feelings, and and only being an espresso purple belt and not wanting to criticize a 5th degree black belt, I say "it's ok".
He tastes it and says "$&%#!!!" and flings it out of the cup as far away from the lab as possible. "Too Sour!"
He grinds finer and lowers the dose. He gets some improvement but not much. After a few more iterations, it's determined that we can't get the temperature hot enough in these conditions with the mobile set up.
He changes back to the beans from his personal stash and proceeds to crank out some Blue Grade 'spro.
*I tried these beans when I got home and, with the higher temps from my home machine, they were insane.