Jarbidge or Bust - "Overlanding" Nevada 2015

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Once we were full of food and capps, we got back on the now-sloppy roads.

We passed through some giant cattle ranches, and by at least one very impressive ranch house. It seemed very out of place being out in the middle of nowhere.

We crossed into the Duck Valley Reservation and made our way into "civilization" in the little town of Owyhee, NV, just feet from the Idaho border.

We topped off our gas tanks at the combination gas station/grocery store/hardware store (which surprisingly accepted Apple Pay and Google Pay) and took advantage of the very nice town dump, which also had recycling bins, an appliance graveyard, motor oil disposal and an animal carcass pit. It was a real one-stop-shop and a good place to stop, regroup and chart our course for the day.

It was approaching lunch time, so we voted to relieve Alex of lunch duty and get something to eat in town.

"In town" is a little misleading. There isn't much of a town. But there was a single restaurant there off of the highway, near the school and local public service buildings.

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(as seen on google's street view)

It looked a little sketchy, but with the name "Taste of Heaven Country Kitchen", who were we to judge?

I'm glad we didn't, because we were not disappointed. This place was the real deal. This was an authentic Cowboy/Indian/cattle rancher joint. No artificial ambiance here.

We took a seat next to the locals and studied the menu. We interrogated the waitress, Dan especially. Once satisfied that the beef was local enough and that the fries were indeed cut by hand and sourced from local potato farms, we placed our order.

Still relatively full from the breakfast frittata, but hungry enough to eat while food was available, we opted to pass on the Triple Tribal Burger, and instead go with the waitress-recommended Rez Burger, which only had two patties and came on a mysterious "fry bread" instead of a bun.

This fry bread required even more interrogation. Once satisfied that we were making the right call, we placed our order.

When she brought the Rez Burgers out, we couldn't believe our eyes. I won't even try to describe how awesome it was, as I would not do it justice with a description.

Instead, I'll just leave this right here and let you have a moment...

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(pic used without permission from Dan)

This thing was a monster. I don't think anyone ate more than half. Once again, we found ourselves in a food coma.
 
Alex treated us all to lunch since it was his turn to make lunch.

Alex and I were the last ones out and were stopped by the Triple OG cowboy-rancher-local dude that looked as rugged as the mountains we had come through, and he asked us about our caravan of cruisers, specifically the "FJ60".

Nobody says "FJ60", usually Land Rover or Range Rover, maybe Four Runner or Land Cruiser if you are lucky.

We stop and talk to him for a minute and he's asking what transmission I have, and I tell him about the motor swap. He says he put 383 stroker something or other in his '60 back in the day so his wife could idle down the interstate at 80.

We mention Alex's truck and the supercharger, and he mentions that he's got an "80 series" that's getting a new motor over in Idaho. Who the heck says "80 Series"? Especially out here where there's no cell service and likely little Internet.

Wow. We were blown away. What a coincidence to run into a Cruiserhead on an Indian Reservation in the middle of nowhere. Surely there was a higher power at work here at the Taste of Heaven.
 
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The next few hours are a blur, but we hop back into the backcountry and enter into yet another new ecosystem totally unlike any other we have come through.

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We took a seat next to the locals and studied the menu. We interrogated the waitress, Dan especially. Once satisfied that the beef was local enough and that the fries were indeed cut by hand and sourced from local potato farms, we placed our order.

Sounds like an episode of Portlandia :D
 
We are winding our way up, popping in and out of Aspen groves, when finally we come to the top...

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Almost off the EPIC meter...

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We are on top of the world.

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Sounds like an episode of Portlandia :D

I would like to add that when I say "we" interrogated the waitress, I was being polite. It was all Dan. The beef and hand cut fry Q&A session lasted at least ten minutes!
 
don't want to keep muddying up the thread, but....

First off, Andrew was such a great sport. He was a treat to have on the trip and acted like an adult and a gentleman at that.

Secondly, i ordered a salad at the restaurant.... after everyone around the table ordered a burger of some sort, i asked the waitress if their beef came frozen on a truck that arrived once a month and she responded with a strange, confused look and said "no, we get it from rancher so and so" case closed, cancel the salad order and sign me up for a burger!
 
Muddy away. Lord knows it's about to get really muddy!
 
We drop back down into some of the greenest hills we have seen this entire trip.

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It's obvious that there has been a good amount of rain here recently. We slide down some hills that we know we will not be able to go back up.

It's starting to get to that time of day where we find a campsite. We passed a few possible sites, and marked them on the map, but opted to keep moving forward. We are going to try and make the grand entrance to Jarbidge tomorrow and want to make sure we are in the best possible position to do so.

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If I'm remembering this right, part of the reason to go a little further was that we had some question marks on our route. One way had us crossing some slippery-when-wet terrain (maybe the shortcut?), the other had us going through a seasonally closed gate and we were not sure if it was opened yet.

So, we opted for the shortcut first. We kept going down the trail and then found ourselves entering into a giant meadow.

It was beautiful...

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It was also a little soft. We were in some sort of Arctic tundra and the permafrost had melted, giving way to a muddy bog. Only the top grasses held the surface together. It had the consistency of a wet sponge.

Forward movement became critical because as soon as you stop, you would start to sink.

At one point, Andy came on the mic and expressed his reservations about continuing on this trail as it was only deteriorating the further along we got.

Dan, who was leading the way for this stretch, came back on the radio and said that this was to be expected, given the time of year it was and the rain that had just come through. Then he taunted him, asking if he was driving a Subaru or a Land Cruiser...

---This is where it would be really handy to have a freeze-frame and Waylon Jennings' voice come on like in the Dukes of Hazzard with some kind of wise statement about the perils of making such a comment given the situation, and maybe asking if Dan was in fact challenging Murphy's Law to a showdown in this very meadow---
 
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Shortly after the infamous Subaru comment, Dan mutters something like "hold up" and to hang back for a second.

We hang back and wait. The seconds turn to minutes and there's no sign of Dan. He's right around a little hill, just out of sight. He can't see him, but we can hear him - the sound of his 100's V8 bouncing off the rev limiter in short bursts, obviously switching back and forth between forward and reverse.

We radio to him, but get another barely intelligible answer, something like he thinks he can unstuck himself and to stand by.

More minutes pass.

Eventually it was decided that he would need a rescue. Tom draws the shortest straw and cautiously makes his way closer.

Did I mention that it was time to find a campsite and get started on dinner?
 
Murphy never needs a dare but just in case anyone is in need: I have feet and mouth and the idiocy to combine :D
 
Tom pulls his truck closer, still not within winching distance to Dan and he's not finding any ground that will give his truck the traction needed to perform the recovery.

He tries to find some firmer terra firma and in the process, becomes stuck himself.

Meanwhile, Dan is convinced he can dig himself just a little deeper, and continues to do just that :D

So now we have Dan, who probably has the heaviest truck among us (due to all the espresso gear no doubt) sunk to the frame and is still out of winching distance to Tom, who is also now stuck and getting stucker.
 
, i asked the waitress if their beef came frozen on a truck that arrived once a month and she responded with a strange, confused look and said "no, we get it from rancher so and so" case closed, cancel the salad order and sign me up for a burger!

F'ing Yankees.......
 
Some of the slipperiest mud I've ever encountered! Loamy-medium density slick top layer with several inches of gray colored pure clay underneath. I almost had to leave my shoes there, in addition to the spressoWAGON, after pulling my feet out of them as they were stoutly stuck in the mire!

John Bogard @ Planet X Pottery surely could spin and fire some wonderful creations from that pure looking gray clay! :D
 
My truck is next in the wagon train and is the obvious next responder to the situation.

I pull closer to Tom's truck and am told not to get too close since a plan is still being developed. I pull off the trail a little on what looks like safe ground.

I try to turn around to get pointed in the right direction to be at the ready. My truck didn't get the memo because it is not moving. Thinking I'm in neutral, I check the shifter. Nope it's in reverse. I hit the lockers, but find no traction.

$&@#. Now I'm stuck it seems.

I give up on reverse and pull forward. I'm able to move some, but not much. I can then go back, but lose traction again. I turn the wheel lock-to-lock, trying to grab a finger-hold on anything that's actually attached to the earth.

Seeing the bottomlessness of the mud, I'm careful not to spin the diggers to fast lest I become permanently trapped too.

I'm able to repeat the forward-backward, forward-backward routine and work the steering wheel enough to escape the gooey mess and get back to dry, errr dry"er" ground.
 
This just got worse and worse and worse. I had visions of all of us being mired in that goo, while trying to rescue each other. Jarbidge was becoming a distant hope at this point-a mythical ghost town in the clouds. But we were alone in the wilderness.

I altered my goals: It was my night to make dinner, and I wanted to start cooking before midnight.

Ominously, the dark and pregnant clouds were building to the west.

Did Cameron mention we had passed up 2 killer camp sites just before Subaru meadow?
 
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