I say get a pug, or any dog you have to squeeze the anal glands on every month or so to keep them from rubbing their ass on the carpeting.
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hey todouche mattlock, anything you're not an expert in?
hey todouche mattlock, anything you're not an expert in?
Dude. If I approach expertise in any subject, dogs and animals in general is it.
Ah, yes you can, they are often schizo.
Rhodesian would be a good choice, but the Weimaraner and Viszla are not going to put up much of a fight when if comes to big cats, typically, except for the biggest of weimaraners (and they tend to be schitzy too).
I think you're best bet would be a red or blue heeler (Australian cattle dog). Friggin bright, tenacious, loyal as hell, and not prone to aggresison with people. Oh, and they can more than handle themselves in a scrap.
Is the dog staying inside the house with you? How much of a family role will the pet fulfill? How big of a concern is the shedding?
Viszla were mentioned - we have two. I love the breed, grew up with them in my home. They won't do much for defense against a cougar besides make a lot of noise if they are spooked. Protective watchdogs they are not.
They do not smell, and the shedding is very controllable compared to other breeds. Very intelligent and trainable, they become very attached to their families. I'm not worried one bit about having ours around children or babies. Vizslas are super high energy (they are bird dogs, what do you expect). They will demand a lot of time, and often have separation anxiety issues, but this can be overcome.
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Dude. If I approach expertise in any subject, dogs and animals in general is it.

That would be Bernese (no M) Mountain Dogs, Not from Burma.
Jeb, we've been getting along just fine for a long while now, but that's bull**** internet tough guy talk right there.
skillet if you want a dog to bond with and protect your son, German Shepherd.
my neighbor had one if if you tried to touch that kid, he would eat you alive.
I have actually considered a full size poodle.
they don't shed, have hair instead of fur, don't smell, have webbed feet and swim well...also, despite the common perception, they are quite ferocious and protective.
i have a lab wolf mix and for what ever reason he has bonded with me, if i walk out the door he is right beside me, not to say he would not protect my kids he just did not bond with them.
I have actually considered a full size poodle.
they don't shed, have hair instead of fur, don't smell, have webbed feet and swim well...
Not saying that's not a GSD as I'm no expert in 'em... but that one you've got looks much more like a Belgian Tervuren to me than a German Shepherd.
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Not saying that's not a GSD as I'm no expert in 'em... but that one you've got looks much more like a Belgian Tervuren to me than a German Shepherd.
Most kids could stand a good herding. I'm betting little Jeb Jr. might enjoy a dog like that.