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We can set this up in the parking lot off to the side at events, probably bring in more $$ than the raffle and we don't have to buy a fridge.
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perfect for meatbulb to make some quick cash
Here's one for @Rice
Hope that was just a togo order (otherwise, chintzy tipper).
Hope that was just a togo order (otherwise, chintzy tipper).
Clearing out the House up the street and always run into something interesting.
A couple for mr vee
What is: The conversation by the voices in my head when I need to do something involving physical labor?
Try to figure this out:
Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
Lets see if anyone can name all 10.
Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
Lets see if anyone can name all 10.
Had to Google #5.
I suppose that confirms that I am bad at Catholicism.
I suppose that confirms that I am bad at Catholicism.
yep, that's the one I had to google - that's what we get for being Catholics raised in the north , and possibly other reasons not listed...
You had trouble with #5 didn't you?
You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers,
thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope??
Lovely, just lovely....
sometimes I worry about you
You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers,
thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope??
Lovely, just lovely....
sometimes I worry about you
Guilty as charged.
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
True story
