Anyone ever use car wash soap as bubble bath?

[gonzopancho]

Once you know...

This is just MEA, which is commonly found in windshield cleaning fluid. It's also used to treat hemorrhoids. Injecting MEA causes ulceration and fixation, preventing the descent of the hemorrhoid into, um, open air. In layman's lingo, it "shrinks" the roids.

I'm a lot of fun at parties.

 

[Ol Yeller]

I'm a lot of fun at parties.

Diverse knowledge for sure!

 

[gonzopancho]

These sound like some solid shenanigans!

'soaping' a fountain in Daytona, Florida is a felony now.

If you use dish soap (and several bottles of it) you can get something like this.

if you use something designed to make foam, and 20 gallons of it, you get 10' of suds that completely envelopes the fountain, and about 20' of the surrounding terrain. This was Kingwood, TX last year.

Unfortunately, it will kill the grass, but while it lasts, it's glorious.

 

[bobm]

I put regular dishwasher liquid in dishwasher once and thats what happened

 

[FJ40-GARAGE]

Once you know...

This is just MEA, which is commonly found in windshield cleaning fluid. It's also used to treat hemorrhoids. Injecting MEA causes ulceration and fixation, preventing the descent of the hemorrhoid into, um, open air. In layman's lingo, it "shrinks" the roids.

I'm a lot of fun at parties.

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WOW ..............i will get these wipes for the next outdoor crappening, soon as the hemroids start eating grass again i simply wipe them off and poison them.

 

[gonzopancho]

Sorry, but the active ingredient in (US market) Preparation H is phenylephrine, not MEA.

Phenylephrine is the same thing as what they use In Sudafed, and other OTC decongestants these days.

It’s not as effective a decongestant as pseudoephedrine, but the crackheads can’t make methamphetamine from phenylephrine, so we all pay the price.

Yup: swollen/inflamed nasal/sinus tissue and swollen/inflamed hemorrhoids: similar OTC treatment.

 

[scrapdaddy]

Damn, so glad I signed up for this MUD thing. I had no idea...

 

[bobm]

So if you put a Sudafed up ur ASS it won't itch anymore, or your ASS Sneeze??? This is So confusing. Preparation "H" is LIP Balm??? WTF is this world coming too .

 

[gonzopancho]

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[scrapdaddy]

I heard in high school, if you put chicken sheet under your lip your mustache would grow in thicker.

Thought it would fit this thread.

 

[gonzopancho]

I heard in high school, if you put chicken sheet under your lip your mustache would grow in thicker.

Thought it would fit this thread.

must be true

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[bobm]

I gotta stop throwing the Chicken poop in compost pile! 4 dolla id be ritch by now

 

[bobm]

Moderator, Moderator, Moderator! This 1 done sure went Crazy ! Help Ple a se

 

[gonzopancho]

I gotta stop throwing the Chicken poop in compost pile! 4 dolla id be ritch by now

You own > 1 , right? You already rich! 5000 each!

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[bobm]

2 s and fifteen chickens n 2 duckies n 2 dogs and 25 wild turkeys 2 fords n a tractor, atv an a lawwwn mozer. Me thinks dat it

 

[gonzopancho]

Tú está muy rica!

 

[PabloCruise]

Once you know...

This is just MEA, which is commonly found in windshield cleaning fluid. It's also used to treat hemorrhoids. Injecting MEA causes ulceration and fixation, preventing the descent of the hemorrhoid into, um, open air. In layman's lingo, it "shrinks" the roids.

I'm a lot of fun at parties.

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This is very useful! Wipe out the car interior, and then wipe yer arse!!!

 

[gonzopancho]

IJS...

 

[J Mack]

Asking for a friend...

 

[gonzopancho]

If men "shrink" when it's cold out ...


... do women "clam shut" ?