Meanwhile. I didn’t want to take a pic, but one of the kids sat on the couch with a nice glob of Palladium on their backside. Needless to say, my responsibility. Spent the last hour cleaning that:
my family recipe goes as follows for cleaning up messes like this.
1) buy wife new pajamas or something warm and fleece-like (in summer: beach cover-up or sundress) (YWMV)
2) buy wife dinner from fav take out place.
3) grovel
4) repeat as long necessary
Once that is done:
5) apply heap of baking soda wait 15min, vacuum and repeat
6) mix tsp. dawn with juice of half a lemon juice
7) re-grovel and or repeat step 1 or 2
8) with stiff bristle brush scrub in cleaner mix
9) sponge in water to soak and re scrub
10) wet dry vac the area
11) PRAY (while the area dries)
12) be prepared to repeat and or repent