Retarded bird, how do I get rid of it? (1 Viewer)

[TexasCrane]

Leave a little bit of cat food near your car...

 

[CruiserHappy]

A plastic Owl? You can get them at ACE hardware

 

[KLF]

Spring is finally here, and the dammed bird is back. Something tells me this bird is about to be involved in a tragic accident involving my pellet pistol.

 

[Gun Runner 5]

I suggest a metal based retardant.

 

[ozcrusier]

Don't use SG's try slugs if you have a good eye

 

[Infamous82]

Sure, as soon as you tell me how to shoot a bird that is perched on a window sill without breaking the glass behind it.

Use a blow dart gun. Trust me, best $15 fix