mud sucks
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, next after getting home, I had to leave the next morning for a week long work trip to Helsinki (which meant all the water and crap sat in my truck for a solid week before I could start), oh and it was Mar 8 which meant it still got COLD
. Next , I'm pretty certain that forensics found trace residue of a sappy substance on the partially eaten burger . Any guesses ?? DIET PEPSI !
. And finally , would you actually believe that I show up at those charity car washes and they just look at me , and then my truck ... " Umm Mister , it ain't dirty !?? WTF ?' Haha .. messes with their mind . Then I ask where they keep their tooth brushes , and what brand of aluminum polish they are planning on using on the wheels . 


Plus, you never saw my fat butt hanging out like some fugly dude out your way.