I would think the worse streets of NY is off roading!
Just a tiny bit of clarity the key fob, you can lock it with a key fob in the vehicle but only by using another key fob. (When I travel into the backcountry without my wife I'll sometimes take her key as a backup and leave it in the truck then lock it with my key.) It doesn't help your situation because you will still have a key fob to hide/protect/etc. But if you are with someone else who also has a key, you don't both need to bring one. At least that is the way it is on my MY16.
Just a tiny bit of clarity the key fob, you can lock it with a key fob in the vehicle but only by using another key fob. (When I travel into the backcountry without my wife I'll sometimes take her key as a backup and leave it in the truck then lock it with my key.) It doesn't help your situation because you will still have a key fob to hide/protect/etc. But if you are with someone else who also has a key, you don't both need to bring one. At least that is the way it is on my MY16.