Docboy, I wish. I was just as surprised as anyone. I have never heard of something so serious, especially at 5 years old and with only 113K miles. I am not weary of buying another high mileage LX (or even higher) as I've heard of friends that have had 200's in the 200K+ club with no real issues besides suspension and other wear items.
I think the biggest issue was the service done by an incompetent shop. The problems you experienced are virtually unheard of, and when I looked at the Carfax I saw that suspect looking shop that did a tranny service not long before it was traded in. That’s where I think it went wrong.