Welcome back Bill!
Let me bring you up to date so you won't have to read 4,000 old posts.
Junk's momma is doing fine.
Dan lost a few gray cells, some more hair, and a lot of oil.
Woody is a distant 3rd in post counts. We're voting next week to make C-Dan or Junk the new sysadmin.
Landpimp is a new old guy. He is trying to buy all the cruisers. (Not 1 of each... ALL of them.)
Rick likes his new tyres and he's getting high off the "new tyre" smell since the spare rides shotgun.
Junk's momma has made a lot of friends on the board and is financially set for life.
Gumby still runs a child labor sweatshop and his leopard print thong is put away for the winter.
Rogue is broke and horny. The two are somehow related but it's not clear how.
Search for IdahoDoug's bike ride post in Chat. Use keyword "blood".
Tyler washed his curtains and is lusting after AsiaMike's OEM curtains.
Riley and Simon have risen to the top of the list of birfield repack experts.
-H- and Geddy posted an outstanding trip report on a Baja journey.
E99999999 hasn't found an 80 yet, but he's close. His wife bought a 100 though.
Junk made a post back in October that added value to the thread. That was a milestone for IH8MUD.
Eric bought another 80 for the dogs. He's planning 7 sets of seat covers on this one too.
Pitbull is conducting a "how long can we neglect the front axle" test. Kenton is his cheerleader.
cruiserman had to rebuild his engine due to a piston meltdown.
Kurt found and fixed another leak. He's moving to Mexico in July 'cause it's cold at his house.
Christo has some new goodies on his web site. Get out the checkbook.
Robbie has been getting muddy with us lately. He's the tech at Slee Offroad.
Bailey's family bought an 80. He may graduate from high school or get a GED.
Some newbie got me pi$$ed off a month or so back and I allllllmost hit the GDB. That was a bad day.
Regardless of what you've heard, those are just cold sores on Junk's momma and it's NOT contagious.
(If I left anyone out then I apologize and ......

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We've reached a group concensus on the following:
Oil is good, especially when it stays in the engine.
Tyres are good. The bigger, the better. Gnarly tyres are great.
Gears are good. The lower or higher [your choice] the better.
97's are the best. It doesn't matter at what.
1FZ-FE Head gaskets are ___________ (fill in the blank)
Toilet paper is nasty, especially used toilet paper.
Cold is bad. Things quit working and break.
Grease is good so use lots of it.
-B-