Omaha Steaks - the hamburgers this time...

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they really should be embarrassed
 
I would sooo love for those steaks to show up on my porch tomorrow while my wife is out of town. I could make up a sweet story about how I actually bought them from a store.

"tell me how you got this meat again?"

"well, honey, I dick around on the internet all day at work, and there is this gay guy named brian, or noah, or peterpan, or liam... anyways - that's not important. he had a contest in this thread on this land cruiser site that I hang out at.... anyways, his girlfriend's bulldog picked a number, and... just shut the fxxx up and eat the goddamned steak."

that has to be one of the funniest things you have ever typed...lol...lol
 
"fxxx off, kids.

I'm really cool on here."

lol..

It is hard to explain i agree.
I constantly find myself bullshitting among friends and in conversation may want to say something like "Steve down in Naples has been slamming the....."


And they would be like who? You have chatting friends? hahaha
 
People just dont understand........but my wife




most of the time
lol..

It is hard to explain i agree.
I constantly find myself bullshitting among friends and in conversation may want to say something like "Steve down in Naples has been slamming the....."


And they would be like who? You have chatting friends? hahaha
 
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