Omaha Steaks - the hamburgers this time...

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Hey s*** stain, why the hell would anybody grind up a bunch of that s*** to make burger? If he had tenderloin and ribeyes, he'd be eating tenderloin and ribeyes.

You're a duck fat.

tender tips and tails and USDA choice meat fxxxlard....

the s***ty stuff...
 
I was reading the box that some Omaha steaks came in a couple weeks ago. It read that their steaks were of quality because they had been inspected by the USDA.
 
USDA Select....yummy stuff right there..

Is it even that good? You'd think they'd put the grade on the meat if it had one.
 
the usda selected it to be shipped to alpo. then liam got it... let it sit out for a month, and gave it to wob.

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I would sooo love for those steaks to show up on my porch tomorrow while my wife is out of town. I could make up a sweet story about how I actually bought them from a store.

"tell me how you got this meat again?"

"well, honey, I dick around on the internet all day at work, and there is this gay guy named brian, or noah, or peterpan, or liam... anyways - that's not important. he had a contest in this thread on this land cruiser site that I hang out at.... anyways, his girlfriend's bulldog picked a number, and... just shut the fxxx up and eat the goddamned steak."
 
I would sooo love for those steaks to show up on my porch tomorrow while my wife is out of town. I could make up a sweet story about how I actually bought them from a store.

"tell me how you got this meat again?"

"well, honey, I dick around on the internet all day at work, and there is this gay guy named brian, or noah, or peterpan, or liam... anyways - that's not important. he had a contest in this thread on this land cruiser site that I hang out at.... anyways, his girlfriend's bulldog picked a number, and... just shut the fxxx up and eat the goddamned steak."

Your keep MUD as dirty little secret hidden from your wife?
 
I would sooo love for those steaks to show up on my porch tomorrow while my wife is out of town. I could make up a sweet story about how I actually bought them from a store.

"tell me how you got this meat again?"

"well, honey, I dick around on the internet all day at work, and there is this gay guy named brian, or noah, or peterpan, or liam... anyways - that's not important. he had a contest in this thread on this land cruiser site that I hang out at.... anyways, his girlfriend's bulldog picked a number, and... just shut the fxxx up and eat the goddamned steak."

when you put it that way it sounds......pathetic.
 
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