Got attacked by a dog today!!

['74 UA FJ]

You did the right thing, but I'd be sorely tempted to shoot any dog that attacked me in any circumstances.

If you were trespassing on my property and my dog said "get the fxxx off of my land before you get bitten" and then you shot my dog, you may risk getting shot yourself.




And lunyou is a dumbass for running from a dog. No dog will attack you if you act like a man and look intimidating.

 

[Atticus]

If you were trespassing on my property and my dog said "get the fxxx off of my land before you get bitten" and then you shot my dog, you may risk getting shot yourself.




And lunyou is a dumbass for running from a dog. No dog will attack you if you act like a man and look intimidating.

You want to be a murderer, that's up to you.

However, if I am invited on to your property, and get attacked by your dog, whose fault is that?

 

[JJS]

You want to be a murderer, that's up to you.

However, if I am invited on to your property, and get attacked by your dog, whose fault is that?

It would be 74's fault for not having the dog chained up to the Detroit diesel in the front yard.

 

['74 UA FJ]

You want to be a murderer, that's up to you.

However, if I am invited on to your property, and get attacked by your dog, whose fault is that?

If I told you not to get out of your truck if I wasn't there because my dog will bite your ass, and you were a dumbfxxx and got out anyway, it would be your fault. I don't give a damn what the law says about it.

 

[JJS]

You were baiting Atticus to get out of his truck by leaving that full rack of ribs on the front porch.

 

[Atticus]

If I told you not to get out of your truck if I wasn't there because my dog will bite your ass, and you were a dumbfxxx and got out anyway, it would be your fault. I don't give a damn what the law says about it.

I'm coming to shoot your dog.

 

['74 UA FJ]

You were baiting Atticus to get out of his truck by leaving that full rack of ribs on the front porch.

Yeah, it'd be hard for him to turn down a small appetizer like that.

 

['74 UA FJ]

I'm coming to shoot your dog.

Bring it on, Jed.

 

[Atticus]

Okay, so I'm here in Jacksonville. Which of these cardboard huts do you live in?

 

['74 UA FJ]

Okay, so I'm here in Jacksonville. Which of these cardboard huts do you live in?

You have to drive about 20 minutes out of town to the Northwest. When you pass the the 37th baptist church, it's the next road to the left. You'll know you're there when you see the 95 pound Doberman Pinscher peel the tires off of your truck.

 

[Atticus]

You have to drive about 20 minutes out of town to the Northwest. When you pass the the 37th baptist church, it's the next road to the left. You'll know you're there when you see the 95 pound Doberman Pinscher peel the tires off of your truck.

I saw brown and black dog with no ears chewing on raccoon pelt outside a mud hut.

Was that him?

 

['74 UA FJ]

I saw brown and black dog with no ears chewing on raccoon pelt outside a mud hut.

Was that him?

On a coon? Nah, we ain't got no coons out this way.

 

[Atticus]

On a coon? Nah, we ain't got no coons out this way.

Maybe it was a nutria. It was hard to tell because I couldn't stop staring at the walking saddle bag of a woman who was sitting on the front stoop smoking KOOL cigarettes and spitting at roaches. Maybe that was your mom?

 

['74 UA FJ]

Maybe it was a nutria. It was hard to tell because I couldn't stop staring at the walking saddle bag of a woman who was sitting on the front stoop smoking KOOL cigarettes and spitting at roaches. Maybe that was your mom?

Don't leave your fatass wife at my fxxxing house.

 

[Atticus]

Don't leave your fatass wife at my fxxxing house.

Don't worry. I wouldn't want her to eat your dog. He wouldn't be able to hear her sneaking up behind him.

 

[Sea Knight]

I'm coming to shoot your dog.

Why get your hands dirty when you can send PacToy to handle the execution?

 

['74 UA FJ]

Don't worry. I wouldn't want her to eat your dog. He wouldn't be able to hear her sneaking up behind him.

He'd definitely feel her if she was within a 50 yard radius.

 

[Atticus]

He'd definitely feel her if she was within a 50 yard radius.

Oh man, is the poor thing blind too?

 

['74 UA FJ]

Oh man, is the poor thing blind too?

Yo wife is so fat, she cause a eclipse of da sun.

 

[JJS]

lunyou will be pissed when he finds out that his serious thread turned into "Hee Haw."