Dobermen in Alabama

[JJS]

Nice rocking chairs, Cletus.

 

[My wife said no FJ!]

Cool dogs. The wife and I have been thinking of a dobe when our current Aus Shep mix goes to doggy heaven.

I have terrible allergies to dogs & cats. How does this breed fare in that matter? I keep hearing about Poodles but I'm having a hard time with that one.

For what it's worth, I do have allergies, and I've had Dobes since the early 80's with out a sniffle...there will always be at least two four legged family members in our home

 

[My wife said no FJ!]

I thought Dobes didn't like the water...

I've seen a couple of those videos before...people should look at Zorro the baby sitter. ...eventually I will learn how to post like this

 

[dbarrett]

Where can I get that mustache?

the year 1983

 

['74 UA FJ]

Dude - you taught him shake? You will probably regret that. You'll be sitting on your couch or laying down, and he will want attention. He will come up to you, and "shake", raking his claws across your legs or face. My Rott used to kill me with that. He would sit in front of me, and if I quit petting him, he would put that big assed paw up on me until I resumed.

He doesn't claw me...

 

['74 UA FJ]

If you want to meet girls, get a doberman and raise him to love women. It's that simple. Unbelievable stuff happens.

 

[wob]

Believe it or not, meeting and talking to girls is not that unbelievable or rare. Most of our male species have been pulling it off for thousands and thousands of years without the need or help from their canine friends.

Of course, they weren't trolling the Beastmaster forums.

 

[Atticus]

Believe it or not, meeting and talking to girls is not that unbelievable or rare. Most of our male species have been pulling it off for thousands and thousands of years without the need or help from their canine friends.

Of course, they weren't trolling the Beastmaster forums.

They also had external penises.

 

[Zimm]

Believe it or not, meeting and talking to girls is not that unbelievable or rare. Most of our male species have been pulling it off for thousands and thousands of years without the need or help from their canine friends.

Of course, they weren't trolling the Beastmaster forums.

oh.


what do i do with all these dogs i bought?

 

[wob]

They also had external penises.

ouch

 

[wob]

If you want to meet girls, get a doberman and raise him to love women. It's that simple. Unbelievable stuff happens.

It's 11:00 your time - how's the hangover?

 

['74 UA FJ]

It's 11:00 your time - how's the hangover?

Excellent. Thanks.

 

[wob]

Excellent. Thanks.

Well, at least you got masturbate thinking how much a pimp you were before the hangover set in.

 

['74 UA FJ]

Well, at least you got masturbate thinking how much a pimp you were before the hangover set in.

I actually didn't even experience a hangover. Slept right through it.

 

[wob]

I actually didn't even experience a hangover. Slept right through it.

Well then, at least you got to masturbate thinking about how much of a pimp you were.

 

['74 UA FJ]

Well, at least you got masturbate thinking how much a pimp you were before the hangover set in.

Well then, at least you got to masturbate thinking about how much of a pimp you were.

At least you learned how to type.

 

[wob]

At least you learned how to type.

That's like the tenth typo I've made today. I dunno what's wrong with me.

 

['74 UA FJ]

That's like the tenth typo I've made today. I dunno what's wrong with me.

probably those midget sausage fingers.

 

[wob]

probably those midget sausage fingers.

...probably the goo from your mother's vagina all over them.

 

[Atticus]

...probably the goo from your mother's vagina all over them.

wow

were you looking for catfish bait?