Ya'll please read this.

[Green Lantern]

This is going to be fun....

Nick

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

I know what I'm bringing. And yes, this is going to be fun. Nick, I missed you at the Ramble. Lookin' forward to seeing you again.

 

[KOWBOY]

How about ? Its related to both wheelin and campin, and if it needs to out of the package I could just pour it into a cup...


I am trying to envision just what I can get through airport security.

I just now got rid of that Colorado microbrew crap you brought last fall sir .... please don't bring no more.

Feel free to ship your prize ahead of time to avoid security issues.

 

[KOWBOY]

So we all bring junk to the property, esentially hand it to the guy next to us, and then we take the junk home?

If there's beer involved, it works for me.

One's man junk is another man's treasure ...

And I assure you sir, beer will be involved. In fact ... if at any time during the event you find yourself even halfway sober .... it's your own damn fault.

 

[Ullr]

I just now got rid of that Colorado microbrew crap you brought last fall sir .... please don't bring no more.

I'm never going to hear the end of that am I? Which reminds me... if I want anything decent to drink I better stop and grab my own beer on the way from the airport, or have it shipped in from CO

Ill go through the old backpacking and mountaineering gear this weekend and see if I can find something someone would find useful.

 

[KOWBOY]

Which reminds me ....

The county we live in is "dry" ... that means no beer for sale.

The closest place is across the Red River ... which means 3.2 Oakie beer ... which is what we drink by the multiple cases I might add.

BRING BEER!!

 

[valkyrie610]

So you are saying we might should bring some beer?

Let's see: High temp of 101, 2.5 days x 24hours - nap time = 40 hours requiring refreshment @ 1.5 per hour + 5% spillage/stumbling + 6 for good luck... hmmm 100 oughta do it I guess.

 

[Bodean]

Damn, that's some mighty fine sypherin'. 100? Were gonna have to bring a trailer!

 

[Ullr]

So you are saying we might should bring some beer?

Let's see: High temp of 101, 2.5 days x 24hours - nap time = 40 hours requiring refreshment @ 1.5 per hour + 5% spillage/stumbling + 6 for good luck... hmmm 100 oughta do it I guess.

ok lets see... carry the one, and divide by 0, then ummmm... ah fawk it. Just hand the clerk a credit card and tell him "as much beer and ice as you can get in that rental car, pronto"

 

[KOWBOY]

Ya'll make me proud.


Winch update:

We now got us 39 members.

So far ... 6 of 'em confirmed can't make it.

Means as of right now .... odds are 1 in 33.

19 members accountin' for 47 people confirmed to date and I'm still tryin' to contact folks.

 

[euclid]

Kowboy,

caint wait.

Quick question. You got a 220V 30 Amp circuit available for me and Bodean to use? Thinkin about bringing the taj-mahal and a big AC unit I have sittin around.

 

[KOWBOY]

Kowboy,

caint wait.

Quick question. You got a 220V 30 Amp circuit available for me and Bodean to use? Thinkin about bringing the taj-mahal and a big AC unit I have sittin around.

220v??

I'm figurin' on rentin' a big-ass diesel gen-set for the weekend. Mite need it just for your s***.

Damn Rednecks.

 

[Kotter]

Here's some facts ....

The raffle-type event is actually The White Trash Yard Sale.

Ev'ry member is required to bring ONE item for The Yard Sale.

It's gotta be related to either wheelin' or campin'.

It CAN NOT be new ... or even in the original packagin'. Remember ... this is a yard sale.

It does not have to be in any kinda workin' order .... or necessar'ly gotta be good for somethin' at all.

Membership cards will be drawn to determine the winner of each "prize" ... and the winner is responsible for at least gettin' the prize off the property.

Then all membership cards are put back in the hat .... and somebody wins the new winch.

Sounds like a poker game I used to play in college called "Fawk Your Neighbor." Guess me and the missus gotta bring two things. But for once chance at the winch each - it be worth it.

 

[euclid]

Yeah, I always say a party ain't a party unless you gotta rent a genny.

Ok den. We'll plan on it. Thanks

220v??

I'm figurin' on rentin' a big-ass diesel gen-set for the weekend. Mite need it just for your s***.

Damn Rednecks.

 

[Kotter]

19 members accountin' for 47 people confirmed to date and I'm still tryin' to contact folks.




Me and the missus definately. My son and his girly friend are thinkin' about coming (Hmmmmm --- I wonder why that is? ).

I was supposed to get some paperwork from Kowboy in Arkansas but didn't.
What do I need to do??

Lookin' forward to it. Looks to be a damn fine time!

 

[KOWBOY]

I was supposed to get some paperwork from Kowboy in Arkansas but didn't.
What do I need to do??

Sent PM.

 

[JCB ELWOOD]

Been tryin to locate porta-s***ters for this here event, the chart says 1 for 50 people for up to 5 days. At the bottom though it says if there is alcohol served, usage goes up by 20-30% percent, so somebody do the cypherin' what do we need like 5 or 6? Josh

 

[Fireman]

Pee in the woods!

 

[Ullr]

Been tryin to locate porta-s***ters for this here event, the chart says 1 for 50 people for up to 5 days. At the bottom though it says if there is alcohol served, usage goes up by 20-30% percent, so somebody do the cypherin' what do we need like 5 or 6? Josh

You anticipated 100 people in an earlier post so for 100 people at 1 per 50 for 5 days then 2 would cover 100 for 5 days.

Add 30 percent and you end up with 2.6 sh_tters, I'fn i recall correctly they no longer distribute the .6 sh_tter so that would mean ya gotta round up and make it 3.

Then you have to cypher in the fact the White Trash out drink everyone, better make it 4.

But when it comes down to 100 people all waking up and needin' to perform thier mornin' ablutions there can never be enough sh_tters. Hope that helps

(4 should do it, 5 would be cadillac)

 

[KOWBOY]

... the chart says 1 for 50 people for up to 5 days ...

I'd hate to be 'round that damn thang after 50 fellas been s***tin' in 'er for 5 days sir.

Get a price on 'em ... but I'm thinkin' 'round 4 or so.

I want ever'body to have pleasent bowel movements during the event.