Ya Wanna Join?

[KOWBOY]

Mr. President, sir, I would be honored if'n you'd send an application my way.

Travis

Done deal.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

thank you sir. and i promise to get my foot off the skinny pedal next time.

 

[Mace]

Done by tomorrow sir, with many thanks for makin a fella feel like a part o' somethin..


BTW, whenever chrome wimmen are created you can count me in for a box of whatever it is

Aint tomorrow but it is done.

Sometimes I can be a bit slow...

Kinda like leaving a campfire... It takes a while to get going..

 

[KOWBOY]

So what are ya sayin' sir?

Are you ready to cross over to the dark side?

To join in with all the outcast, misfit, irresponsible, disrespectful, low-down cheats that make up our little club?

Please advise.

 

[Mace]

So what are ya sayin' sir?

Are you ready to cross over to the dark side?

To join in with all the outcast, misfit, irresponsible, disrespectful, low-down cheats that make up our little club?

Please advise.

It'll feel like home..





If you could please send the requirements

 

[KOWBOY]

.....

2) Ya request to be a member and we get ya the bylaws and application via E-mail/fax/snail mail (you choose).

....

You sir, are once again tryin' my patience.

Exactly which part of the above quote, (which was plainly located at the start of this thread for your reference) don't ya understand sir?

O.K. ...... here ya go .... please try to follow along sir:

If ya want the s*** E-mailed to ya ... then give me an E-mail addy please.

If ya want the s*** faxed to ya ... then give me a fax number please.

If ya want the s*** snail-mailed to ya ... then give me a snail-mail addy please.

Should ya have any further questions about this procedure ..... then just go away.

 

[Mace]

I actually thought you had my E-mail already..



macej@snwa.com

 

[KOWBOY]

I actually thought you had my E-mail already..



macej@snwa.com

Now why-in-the-hell would I have your E-mail sir??

Thinkin' is obviously not one of your strong points .......

therefore ...... I done sent ya the s***.

You have indeed found a home sir.

Just get someone to read the bylaws to ya and help ya fill out the application and will commence to votin' on ya.

 

[KOWBOY]

And a little note to our ... "special" .... friends over there in Gilmer ....

These poor folks have been tryin' to join for months and just can't quite get it right.

But Ms. Marde done sent me two e-mails today to snail-mail an app.

(She forgot to give me an addy in the first one .. )

I, hereby attest .... right here in front of the kerbillion folks that read this damn forum daily.... that if ya'll can somehow, in someway, return the form I'm mailin' ya ..... then By Gawd ya'll gonna be members.

Good luck.

 

[Fireman]

I mean, my Gawd look who she is married to!

 

[M-80]

I did get the application. I think I will be able to read it myself. That won't count against me, will it?

 

[M-80]

Is there something I need to know about the man I am married to? He did go the Ramble without me but I didn't think he could get in too much trouble with three kids and my brother tagging along.

 

[KOWBOY]

I did get the application. I think I will be able to read it myself. That won't count against me, will it?

No ma'am. In fact, it should come in handy so ya can read the address to send it back to us.

Damn ... ya didn't mention if ya could write the address on an envelope.

Good luck ... if all else fails, we'll sign ya up in person when we come to Gilmer.

 

[Texican]

Is there something I need to know about the man I am married to? He did go the Ramble without me but I didn't think he could get in too much trouble with three kids and my brother tagging along.

He said it was OK with you to leave the kids at camp while him the bro in law went into town to the tiddie bar.........so no I reckon not.
Butch

 

[Fireman]

It'll feel like a homo..

WTF?

 

[Domek]

Sende me the paper work to jps60@hotmail.com

again are you the houston chapter.

I am from Brownsville,Tx.

Yes Sir. down at the border. Unless there's a closer chapter.

 

[KOWBOY]

again are you the houston chapter.

Well ..... let's see here .....
is our name The White Trash of the Houston Chapter??

I am from Brownsville,Tx.

Yes Sir. down at the border. Unless there's a closer chapter.

Elwood to Brownsville is 660.4 miles sir.

Now that I've had fun at your expense sir ....

Houston has two seperate clubs:

1) The Texas Land Cruiser Club of Houston (www.tlcc-houston.org)

2) The Houston Chapter of Lone Star Land Cruisers (www.lslc.org)

Good luck.

 

[Domek]

If I ask is because I am not familiar with the area, and for the record, Elwood,Tx. I don't thinks it's a big city like houston or dallas which are more recognizable. but thanks

 

[KOWBOY]

Before me and my Boys are done sir ... Elwood's gonna be far more recognizable than Houston or Dallas.

 

[woody]

if you blink or sneeze in the vacinity of Elwood, you'll likely miss it....