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Send me an app, SIR!!

Please send all required application forms to:

TRDTacoma (at) gmail.com

SIR!!, please, SIR!!

It's time to pony up $$$ for the movement...

Do the GCC and LSLC clubs have some sort of, ;) ahem... "mutual agreement" we could draw on in regards to this LSLC membership requirement? I mean, we donate to their charities and NEVER talk bad about them... Just curious, SIR!!

God bless Texas, SIR!! (if that'll help) :D

:flamingo: Jody :flamingo:

--If I "have to" I can sell one of those cars up on blocks in the front yard or a refrigerator off the porch for the LSLC membership fee. I got enough of said items to keep my membership current for about 20 years or so I reckon... :rolleyes: :D
 
Outback said:
Please send all required application forms ...
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No. :frown:

It's time to pony up $$$ for the movement...
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Yes ... yes it is ... :cheers:

Do the GCC and LSLC clubs have some sort of, ;) ahem... "mutual agreement" we could draw on in regards to this LSLC membership requirement?
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That would be between you and them sir. :rolleyes:

God bless Texas, SIR!! (if that'll help) :D
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Sure as hell can't hurt. :grinpimp:

--If I "have to" I can sell ... a refrigerator off the porch ...
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No ... bring it to Disney with ya .... along with cash, beer, and a midget. I'll personally hand ya an application and we should have 'nuff officers present to vote on ya right on the spot.

Good luck.

:flamingo:
 
well Mr. Kowboy I am still waiting for that application Sir!

I see some people want to joint w/out paying members fees. I am even willing to pay for fees & I hear nothing.

You posted a thread and I did not understand the purpose of it. There were a lot of topics

Also I have not seen any invitation to IBC ATM god knows what that is but I want in (just kidding)!

nobody is willing to fly w/ me either, nor anybody offer to pick me up at the airport or the bus station

See how you are with those that are willing to do anything.
 
don't have one
 
Gotta have one to be a member, also have to have a membership in the Lone Star Land Cruiser organization. No #, no membership in the White Trash!!!!
 
DavidW said:
Gotta have one to be a member, also have to have a membership in the Lone Star Land Cruiser organization. No #, no membership in the White Trash!!!!
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I'm thinkin' he's passed the IQ part of the test......... :confused: :flamingo:
 
thanks Texican for the support
 
Hey Domek

Let me refresh your memory:

From https://forum.ih8mud.com/showthread.php?t=51860

Dear Mr. Domek sir:

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Your persistence is admirable sir.

In order not to abuse the other thread, I'll address your concerns seperatly (and perhaps other folks as well).

For starters, we ain't just a bunch of drunken idiots ..... we're just idiots that happen to be drunk most of the time.

Ya gotta be a TLCA member .... and ya gotta be a member of LSLC since we're a bastard chapter of 'em. Then we gotta vote whether or not we want ya. As Woody stated, our club members have all brought somethin' to the table. We know 'em ... we've wheeled with 'em .... we've drank with 'em ...

(The only exception is IanB ... we ain't got a damn clue who the hell that fawker is ... we were drunk when we voted for 'em. He ain't pissed us off yet though so he's still in .... but ain't gonna be no more exceptions.)

We did the Roundup and the Ramble. We gonna do ICBM in September and prob'ly Disney in October. We're based outta Elwood, 90 miles NE of Dallas just shy of Oaky Land. Meetin's are conducted nightly one week outta the month when I'm in town and nightly at our offical club events but are obviously not mandatory ... just a helluva lotta fun.

So in review ...
If'n ya ain't in TLCA, ya need to join.
Ya need to join LSLC, they gotta chapter in Houston also.
And as I said before ... show up at ICBM .... have a few beers ... do a little wheelin' ... and join our movement.


The above was posted on 7/12 and this thread you replied to on 8/17 asking the same questions again.

That leads me to conclude that you are one of the following:

A tard
A yankee
A foreigner

You also might have a mullet.

If you are a foreigner there MIGHT still be some hope for you. If you are a foreigner go to https://forum.ih8mud.com/showthread.php?t=44394
 
I don't fit non of those categories at all, and no mullet. I don't know who comes out with all Mullet stuff.

I am not a foreigner here, but I happen to own a home in Mexico.

It's been a while since that post, and honestly I forgot about the invitation.

as far as getting into the LSLC I am tying to get in to the Austin chapter I request the info and the secretary of the chapter emailed me back. she mentioned she was sending me with the president, Jeff Blumenthal, from club. So far I have not heard from him.
 
dd113 said:
Liz just had a baby so you might want to hit her up again.
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With all due respect sir .... that just don't sound right. :eek:

dd113 said:
..... Your best bet at this stage of the game is a bribe.
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Bring Josh a midget ....

By Gawd the first person that brings Josh a midget will get a free lifetime membership. :grinpimp:

:flamingo:
 
Let us not forget; the first person that brings me an 18 girl that has her own deuce and a half wrecker wins a lifetime membership also.

Now Domek, my suggestion to you would be to source a 18 year old girl who has her own deuce and a half wrecker and who ALSO has a sister who is a midget. This will get you 2 of the three required votes.

If you want to ensure your application will pass the vote (3 out of 5 officers must say yes) source the above girl, deuce and a half wrecker, female midget and when you arrive at the commune the back of the wrecker will be filled with saddle broken llamas. This, Mr Domek, will make you White Trash and one of us.

This quest, Mr Domek, is a heady challenge. I wish you well.
 
dd113 said:
He is a little person not a midget
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That's exactly correct sir .... ya'll best not be pickin' on the Club's Bitch ... I think he done abandoned us already. :frown:

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... and i think Josh wants a FEMALE midget.
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Oh My Gawd .... come to think of it .. I ain't sure the Boy ever did actually specify a female midget ... he mite even have bigger issues than we think. :eek:

:flamingo:
 
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