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Hmmm, suppose I'm allowed in the club?

I aint got no general membership of any clubs cept TLCA right now..
 
Mace said:
Hmmm, suppose I'm allowed in the club?

I aint got no general membership of any clubs cept TLCA right now..
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You sir, ......... are White Trash.

I know this.

Many other folks know this.

If nuthin' else, the fact that no other club will even HAVE your sorry ass ...... means your White Trash ....... and we welcome ya. :grinpimp:

Send LSLC a few bucks and become an associate member (since ya didn't bother comin' to the Roundup). Then I'll send ya info on how ya can become gen-u-ine CARD CARRYIN' White Trash. :bounce: :bounce:

:flamingo:
 
bigbrowndog said:
wadda ya pay in Kowboy, Yankee, confederate or Oz dollars possum skins or crock teeth???
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We ain't quite sure what to do with you sir.

My Foreign Minister opened up a whole new thread for you foreign types, yet ya ain't said nuthin' on it.

What's up with that?? :confused:

:flamingo:
 
pardon my bad manners no offence intended, thought ,,, dam if he is anything like Australias forin minister Alexanda Dimmer, we wont have much in common to talk about,shute thought I might jepordise relations between the Lone Star State and the deep north of the Sunshine State.Appologies Mr Foreign Minister..
 
bigbrowndog said:
shute thought I might jepordise relations between the Lone Star State and the deep north of the Sunshine State.Appologies Mr Foreign Minister..
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Nothing a case or two of beer can't fix. Thats the problem with modern diplomacy, too many guns not enough beers. :beer: :beer: :beer:

Have you hugged a flamingo today? :flamingo:
 
IanB said:
Any chance we can get some stickers and t-shirts made up with Matt's logo on it? Ill buy a bunch. :beer:
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That gentleman done a fine job to be sure. :cool:

We done got ourselves bogged down with time and money right now just tryin' to get the s*** made with the official logo. :frown:

However, don't ya be frettin' none. Once we can hock some of the crap we're gettin' made right now, we definit'ly gonna keep rollin'. :grinpimp:

Before it's said and done, we gonna have us a catalog of stuff the size of a phone book. :bounce2: :bounce2:

Make it easier to take over the world if we've done sold clothes to half of 'em. :flipoff2:

:flamingo:
 
bigbrowndog said:
pardon my bad manners no offence intended, thought ,,, dam if he is anything like Australias forin minister Alexanda Dimmer, we wont have much in common to talk about,shute thought I might jepordise relations between the Lone Star State and the deep north of the Sunshine State.Appologies Mr Foreign Minister..
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Wow, you manage to piss me off from that far away? You are shoo in for membership.

Not only did we make a special forum just for you foreigners but we even set up a special type of membership just for people like you.

Now what I think is that you cant read and that you have yur special buddy read the forum for you and he was too stupid to see the "Foreigners Read This" thread.

It is kinda cool that men in Oz can be open about the special relationships they have with each other. Just dont bring it here.

You know, the more I think about it, I dont think you are really from Oz. I smell Canadian here.
 
KOWBOY said:
You sir, ......... are White Trash.

I know this.

Many other folks know this.

If nuthin' else, the fact that no other club will even HAVE your sorry ass ...... means your White Trash ....... and we welcome ya. :grinpimp:

Send LSLC a few bucks and become an associate member (since ya didn't bother comin' to the Roundup). Then I'll send ya info on how ya can become gen-u-ine CARD CARRYIN' White Trash. :bounce: :bounce:

:flamingo:
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Done by tomorrow sir, with many thanks for makin a fella feel like a part o' somethin..


BTW, whenever chrome wimmen are created you can count me in for a box of whatever it is :D
 
Forms please

Mr. President Sir. Please forward application to sangamo@prodigy.net. I figure anybody that can tolerate your foreign minister all the way from Atlanta to Katemcy oughta get special consideration. Am willing to pay in person at the Razorback Ramble.

Steve Smith
VP Leaky Seals
Associate Member LSLC
Hopeful White Trash
 
dd113 said:
We need a new membership policy: All new members will be charged membership dues based on weight.
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Damn. That might just break the bank for me.

Any discounts offerred for helping to keep tards wrangled?
 
By the pound

dd113 said:
We need a new membership policy: All new members will be charged membership dues based on weight.
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This probably means you folks owe Nolen some money.
 
Sangamo said:
Mr. President Sir. Please forward application ..... Am willing to pay in person at the Razorback Ramble.
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Most excellent sir. :cool:

I'm totin' copies of all the official paperwork with me to the Ramble and we'll take care of it right quick over a few beers .... which you, sir, are expected to provide as the newest member. :grinpimp:

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Mr. President, sir, I would be honored if'n you'd send an application my way. My email address is

tmanAg08@gmail.com

thank you sir, and have a nice day.

Travis
 
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