white trash merchandise ideas

[66fj40x2]

eBay even has dem cushy privy hole covers, I'm sur ain't nobody else in Elwood got one a dem!

 

[Fireman]

Them flamingos with the whirly wings is cool.

Now that's some BLING!

 

[Uncle Ben]

Pleny Famingo items on Ebay, heck even a new collar for the bitch! Elwoodians rejoice!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20746&item=4367748304&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=100&item=6166105183&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38246&item=4368680355&rd=1

 

[KOWBOY]

Thanks Uncle Ben.

cozycritters.com now stored on my "favorites" list.

 

[Mace]

I am thinkin that the 3/4 sleeve (different color than the rest of the shirt) "softball" shirts will be the right ones

And the prerequisite mesh back hats

 

[dd113]

T shirt ideas:

"Have you ever seen a walrus nekked?"

"Flamingo; the other white meat"

 

[KOWBOY]

Please keep the slogan ideas comin'.

Coupla those that have been offered up ain't bad but the more the merrier.

How 'bout:

"Got BEER?"

or maybe

"Where the HELL is Elwood, TX?"

My original thought was just "I AM White Trash!"

BTW, Mace if that two-headed cow is hangin' in your livin' room and you can prove it ..... you just became a lifetime member.

Come on boys .... ante up.

 

[woody]

I still like it simple....

"FEAR white trash"

 

[Uncle Ben]

"My friend, my sister, my wife."

"My other Cruiser is a doublewide"

"Wet Dog, the aftershave of choice"

 

[65swb45]

"That's just how we do things in Elwood"

"I got mine in Elwood"

4 new tires for the rig
4 new tires for the home
Life is good in Elwood"

Flamingoes are our friends
...........Until we're hungry!
Elwood USA

 

[Uncle Ben]

"What came first, the Flamingo or the Kowboy"

"Flamingo's aren't just for dinner"

Dana 60 - $500
Atlas T-case - $2k
Having case of Shiner and Flamingo surprise with friends - Priceless

 

[66fj40x2]

Not sure, but I think this looks like it ott'a be on the shelf right next to the moonshine recipes.

 

[kling-on]

Beer... Its Not Just For Breakfast Anymore :d

 

[elmariachi]

Flamingos for the yard, $16.00. Field Trial for the mutt, $9.00. Bologna for me and the Mrs., $4.00
My White Trash Lifestyle in Elwood? Priceless. For Everthang Else There's Foodstamps.

 

[KOWBOY]

An Elwood salute to all those that pitched in on this thread.



Sadly enuff, we ain't got a winner for the gift certificate.

We done decided to keep it simple and go with the the line from the lyrics of the song that got this whole madness started for me and Josh.

The first batch of olive drab green T-shirts is in the works.

 

[Fireman]

An Elwood salute to all those that pitched in on this thread.




We done decided to keep it simple and go with the the line from the lyrics of the song ...

Which would be what?

 

[KOWBOY]

Which would be what?

Patience, grasshopper ........ patience.

I know we didn't put this to a vote of the officers and that ain't right. But me and Josh felt real strong on this so we done it anyway.

We could tell ya but then we'd have to kill ya.

We think you'll like it though.

 

[Uncle Ben]

I node I will never be Elwood White Trash but I would be proud as all get out to wear your T-shirt with pride!

 

[dd113]

I got some insider info and I gotta say the t shirt rocks! Good thing I am about to get divorced.

 

[KOWBOY]

I got some insider info and I gotta say the t shirt rocks! Good thing I am about to get divorced.

I'm callin "bull****" on this one.

Or did ya beat it outta of our Singin' Redneck?