Can you say things like that without getting sued?!!?
Three relevants memories just came to my mind:
When I was on my first year of middle school I noticed that our school lunch stand was owned and managed by a lawyer:
Strike 1One afternoon when I was driving my first car, close to my home, on a peacefull neighborhood, suddenly I watched a big crash between two luxurious vehicles because neither of them gived the priority to the other when reaching the 4 way street !!!! both drivers stomped out of their vehicles, reach for their bussines card from the pocket and shouted each other on the same time " I am a lawyer" and of course after that ... a long silence and surprise on both faces:
Strike 2A customer owned a lot of money to my father and of course my father sued him. In the middle of the trial the secretary of the judge called my father apart and asked him for 20 % of the owned amount to be shared between the judge and his secretary to sentence in favor of my father:
Strike 3OUT. Me, be a lawyer:
