Smoked my first meat today....

[beaufort-fj60]

can I bring in a ringer? I got this crazy bbqing cuban neighbor.....

Ask Wob, it's going to be at his house.

 

[fsusteve]

Ask Wob, it's going to be at his house.

sweet, that'll be convienent for finding toothless black guys to do the cooking.

 

[Liam]

Ask Wob, it's going to be at his house.

can it be done on Oct 23rd, 24th or 25th? Cuze I'll be there fxxxing his wife....

 

[fsusteve]

bull****, I have the 25th already pencilled in.

 

[Liam]

bull****, I have the 25th already pencilled in.

i am out early in the morning....enjoy the taste of my dick..

 

[fsusteve]

I only get hummers from Mrs wob, she gets around too much.

 

[Liam]

I only get hummers from Mrs wob, she gets around too much.

again....enjoy the taste of my dick.

 

[fsusteve]

yeah right, I'm gonna kiss her after your trolloping ass was there.

 

[beaufort-fj60]

Maybe Wob shouldn't host the BBQ...

 

[Atticus]

I can't believe that y'all let Noah get away with suggesting that you barbecue veal. You can't fxxxing barbecue veal. Barbecue is pork. End of story. The rest is just grilled s***.

 

[Liam]

I can't believe that y'all let Noah get away with suggesting that you barbecue veal. You can't fxxxing barbecue veal. Barbecue is pork. End of story. The rest is just grilled s***.

the fxxx you cant. Veal BBQ topbutt is wicked. You southerners are clueless when it comes to quality meats...

 

[Atticus]

the fxxx you cant. Veal BBQ topbutt is wicked. You southerners are clueless when it comes to quality meats...

BBQ isn't "quality meat." It's a method of preparing what would otherwise be crappy meat and making into ambrosia. Barbecued veal is one of the most fxxxed up idiotic things I have ever heard in my entire life and it is so patently homoerotic that I am surprised that even you would come up with it. Don't forget barbecued caviar and barbecued truffles, Julia Childmolester.

 

[agomez]

I'm having a hard time anyone in conneticunt would know anything about BBQ.

 

[Jman]

In a thread entitled "Smoked my first meat today...." with repeated male on male sexual innuendos, is anyone surprised that Liam has the most posts?

 

[fsusteve]

BBQ isn't "quality meat." It's a method of preparing what would otherwise be crappy meat and making into ambrosia. Barbecued veal is one of the most fxxxed up idiotic things I have ever heard in my entire life and it is so patently homoerotic that I am surprised that even you would come up with it. Don't forget barbecued caviar and barbecued truffles, Julia Childmolester.

lol...julia childmolester.....lol..

 

[Liam]

BBQ isn't "quality meat." It's a method of preparing what would otherwise be crappy meat and making into ambrosia. Barbecued veal is one of the most fxxxed up idiotic things I have ever heard in my entire life and it is so patently homoerotic that I am surprised that even you would come up with it. Don't forget barbecued caviar and barbecued truffles, Julia Childmolester.

see that is where you are absolutely wrong. Taking a quality meat and breaking it down further makes better BBQ. It's all about the quality of meat.

Why do you think the professional BBQers call in asking for beef ribs out of Prime animals and Pork from Karabuto pigs??

 

[fsusteve]

because they're in a retarded competition and have no idea about what real skill can accomplish.

 

[Atticus]

see that is where you are absolutely wrong. Taking a quality meat and breaking it down further makes better BBQ. It's all about the quality of meat.

Why do you think the professional BBQers call in asking for beef ribs out of Prime animals and Pork from Karabuto pigs??

Because professional BBQ contests are gay and those self-important ass clowns don't know what they are doing. The best bbq in the world is, depending on your sauce preferences, at Dreamland or Archibalds, and neither of them compete in those stupid contests where you get graded for a "smoke ring." They just make unbelievably kick ass barbecue.

Yankees like you could fxxx up a ball bearing. It's not haute cuisine; it's barbecue.

 

[Atticus]

Beef ribs.

Jesus Christ.

 

[beaufort-fj60]

the fxxx you cant. Veal BBQ topbutt is wicked. You southerners are clueless when it comes to quality meats...

I don't agree with the quality meat thing... there is some "taste" that cannot be found in quality meats when BBQed.. I don't know what it is, but its there.