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I've got a good one going and I'm still here, maybe it's the long hair/beard combo that does it

I can't grow facial hair, but I got the other down!!

dontcha wanna?
 
Is that "brothel size"?
 
I would be content with some good old bacon flavored bacon.
 
I want bacon flavored bacon...


"All the natural taste of bacon, on your own bacon!"

dontcha wanna?
 
Bart, have you heard of the comedian Jim Gaffigan? On one of his CDs (i think its King Baby) he has a long bit about bacon. It is hilarious.
 
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake,
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make,
Bacon pancake!
 
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