Name my Junk ...

[KOWBOY]

Butch says my Junk needs a name.

I've owned the damn thang nye onto 20 years now ... and ain't never bothered with a good proper name.

Reckon I'll own 'er another 20 ...

so ...

let the games begin.

 

[JCBELWOOD]

Brian.........cause its big and loud

 

[Bossman]

half-ass - for the rear body mods??

 

[Fireman]

Green Goblin.

 

[Dirty White Boy]

Gallo Del Elwood

 

[DSLTOY]

Why don't you call it Shorty, that way it will apply to all your junk.

 

[kcsmithson]

Anybody that spells Kowboy with a "K" should probably be seen riding a "whorse".

 

[Texican]

Damn this some funnay stuff......

 

[Fireman]

Why don't you call it Shorty, that way it will apply to all your junk.

Ouch!

 

[bigcountry]

Piss off Josh, I think shorty also.

 

[Bodean]

"Noassatall"

Later,

 

[smtyblt]

bessy

she wont ever let ya down

 

[pjohnson]

Clyde

It just seems like a Clyde to me.

Phil

 

[Exiled]

How about "Mirabeau", after the honorable Mirabeau B. Lamar, the imperialist-minded president of the Republic of Texas? Ties to your rank within the WT family and the great state of Texas!

 

[Green Lantern]

Momma.

Then, maybe you'll treat her better.

Nick

 

[65swb45]

Since you liked the parallel with Butch of calling yourself the unwise one

The Unwise Ride

Of course, since you lopped off the ass end of the thang:

No-Trunk Junk

Then again, the way you seem to keep tossing your coolers outta the rig

Beer Dispenser might be appropriate.

White Trash Compactor?

Or maybe something about the owner's programming:

Beer Magnet

 

[KOWBOY]

Anybody that spells Kowboy with a "K" should probably be seen riding a "whorse".

I like it ... I like it alot.

In fact ... makes me think of the band 'America' and their song 'bout ridin' a horse with no name 'cross the desert.

Therefore ...my Junk is hereby designated as:


A whorse with no name.

Thank you to all that participated.