LOL on the second paragraph. And sometimes the mean ugly smelly one legged wife can cook a better meal if all you have in the house is a can of tuna and some Tabasco sauce. Some real benefits there? Sure but......The 9.5 is stronger. For an LC250 - I would choose the 9.5 over the 8.2 because I would want to use it in a lot of ways Toyota does not intend it to be used. I'm still a bit skeptical of the 8.2 on a 5500lb SUV with 465 ft lbs (although I suspect it's not really 465 in any of the lower gears).
But if there's a rock in the trail that is 1/2" too high for the LC300 to clear and the LC250 does clear it - superior to have the 8.2. 34" tires on an LC250 have the same clearance as 35's on a LC300. There are some real benefits to the smaller diff.
Unless you're getting paid per word the first paragraph would have been enough. Hell, could have put a fork in it after the first sentence.