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With the closin' of the season up in Clayton, it was time to cypher thru the O'ficial White Trash Book of all Knowledge and look at the event PAR-TIC-I-PA-TION of all the individual members ... yes ... I've been keepin' track. 
We done had us 11 O'ficial Events for '06.
I was fortunate enuff to make 'em all.
Fro/Murmy were right behind me with 10.
Fireman and The Old Man made 7 each.
Since all of the above are officer types they don't qualify for the award.
Damn proud to say that we had us a three-way tie amongst the commoners ... also at 7 events each.
THIRD PLACE: None other than our local master-of-all-trades Mr. Greg Sadler ... and he ain't even got his trail rig runnin' ... yet. Which is why he got third. But his tow rigs and trailers have even been to more events than he has.
Thank you sir ... and we look forward to seein' the 1-ton mini at The Roundup ... hopefully. 
Cheers to ya. 
SECOND PLACE (... and a very close second place at that): Our loveable lil' Clutchee done busted outta the Land of the Rednecks in order to aggravate me 7 friggin' times ... includin' an agonizin' trip to Pismo. But since he hitched a ride ... without his Junk ... had to give 'em second place. Thank you sir ... to know ya is to love .... your wife. Cheers to ya.
AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER ( ... and also the KING of biscuits and gravy): The half-crippled-up, cantankerous Ol' Fella that pops up at our events all the way from Tennessee like he lived around the block in Elwood. With his revolutionary RV unit AND his Junk, he fed us ... and broke his Junk ... at 7 events. A double cheers to ya sir.
In a grand gala awards ceremony, we done presented Roger with a damn-fine framed document proclaimin' 'im to be the King of PAR-TIC-I-PA-TION and a lil' cooler filled with ice and 5 cans of 3.2 Busch Lite beer.
Don't think anyone got a picture of the emotionally touchin' presentation though since most of us was drunk.
Honorable mentions go to:
Josh and Bryan Little with 6 events.
Nick, Doc, Chris King, and Dusty with 5 events.
Damn proud of all ya'll.
We done had us 11 O'ficial Events for '06.
I was fortunate enuff to make 'em all.
Fro/Murmy were right behind me with 10.
Fireman and The Old Man made 7 each.
Since all of the above are officer types they don't qualify for the award.
Damn proud to say that we had us a three-way tie amongst the commoners ... also at 7 events each.
THIRD PLACE: None other than our local master-of-all-trades Mr. Greg Sadler ... and he ain't even got his trail rig runnin' ... yet. Which is why he got third. But his tow rigs and trailers have even been to more events than he has.
Thank you sir ... and we look forward to seein' the 1-ton mini at The Roundup ... hopefully. Cheers to ya. SECOND PLACE (... and a very close second place at that): Our loveable lil' Clutchee done busted outta the Land of the Rednecks in order to aggravate me 7 friggin' times ... includin' an agonizin' trip to Pismo.
But since he hitched a ride ... without his Junk ... had to give 'em second place. Thank you sir ... to know ya is to love .... your wife. Cheers to ya. AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER ( ... and also the KING of biscuits and gravy): The half-crippled-up, cantankerous Ol' Fella that pops up at our events all the way from Tennessee like he lived around the block in Elwood. With his revolutionary RV unit AND his Junk, he fed us ... and broke his Junk ... at 7 events.
A double cheers to ya sir. In a grand gala awards ceremony, we done presented Roger with a damn-fine framed document proclaimin' 'im to be the King of PAR-TIC-I-PA-TION and a lil' cooler filled with ice and 5 cans of 3.2 Busch Lite beer.
Don't think anyone got a picture of the emotionally touchin' presentation though since most of us was drunk.
Honorable mentions go to:
Josh and Bryan Little with 6 events.
Nick, Doc, Chris King, and Dusty with 5 events.
Damn proud of all ya'll.
