Friends and fellow haters,
My truck is simply a truck. It's existence, while grotesque, has garnered 2,828 views in 14 days; now what does this tell you? I realize that many people don't share the admiration and affection for it that I do, or do they? Several times I have requested that people reveal their works of art in hopes of appreciating a different aspect of cruisers, (crickets)!!!!!!!!! While I admire your position and encourage your enthusiasm I must, in good conscience, ask you to refrain from visiting this page as you clearly have neither the wit nor the health. If you are here to offer friendship and/or applause I welcome and thank you. If you are here to criticize and hate you may want to wipe your mouth as there is just a bit of envy at the corners. I have made every effort to be polite and participate in this forum, from here forward you're attendance is no longer needed and in the event you still attend it will surely be viewed by the forum members as hostile and of weak moral. Like a baton in the hands of a great Maestro, whereby an audience may be swayed by the most beautiful orchestration, so to is this FJ45 of peculiar existence. My zeal for business and the progress I have made in refined Landcruiser ownership has pointed me out as the proper owner of this vehicle. Perhaps I forgot to mention, this truck is for the most discerning of owners and is in fact "Not Original". Thank you.