Lisa : Shouldn't you put on a batting helmet?
Homer : No it messes up my hair.
Homer : Why is it taking so long? Bart was born in 5 minutes.
Marge : It took 53 hours!
Homer : Really? The time just flew by, didn't it?
Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!
Bart : Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer : [checking] Nope.
Bart : What religion are you?
Homer : You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh ... Christianity.
Lisa : What does it mean? [some song on TV]
Homer : It doesn't mean anything - like ling-ding-aling or give peace a chance.
Awh! a sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn
Homer : No it messes up my hair.
Homer : Why is it taking so long? Bart was born in 5 minutes.
Marge : It took 53 hours!
Homer : Really? The time just flew by, didn't it?
Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!
Bart : Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer : [checking] Nope.
Bart : What religion are you?
Homer : You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh ... Christianity.
Lisa : What does it mean? [some song on TV]
Homer : It doesn't mean anything - like ling-ding-aling or give peace a chance.
Awh! a sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn