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Spring has sprung
 
PMC buzzard kennels is pleased to announce that we are expecting a new poult of baby buzzards any day now. Much like pit bulls and killer whales, these animals are greatly misunderstood. Despite their universal regard as an omen of bad fortune and/or death, their tendency to eat dead things, and to screw and s*** constantly, they can make great family pets in the hands of the right owner. These are pure bred vultures with true, AVC (American vulture club) certified blood lines. There is a waiting list for this first egg. $500. Buyer responsible for initial worming and shots. Serious inquiries only. Spammers don't waste my time. If this ad is up, I still have buzzards available.
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P.S. for those who did not see my earlier post about buzzards living outside of my office for the past month, this is obviously a joke.
 
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pmccraney said:
PMC buzzard kennels is pleased to announce that we are expecting a new poult of baby buzzards any day now. Much like pit bulls and killer whales, these animals are greatly misunderstood. Despite their universal regard as an omen of bad fortune and/or death, their tendency to eat dead things, and to screw and s*** constantly, they can make great family pets in the hands of the right owner. These are pure bred vultures with true, AVC (American vulture club) certified blood lines. There is a waiting list for this first egg. $500. Buyer responsible for initial worming and shots. Serious inquiries only. Spammers don't waste my time. If this ad is up, I still have buzzards available.
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P.S. for those who did not see my earlier post about buzzards living outside of my office for the past month, this is obviously a joke.
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Brilliance.
 
Your missing out on a sterling opportunity to profit from these residents - Vulture Cam. While not a sociably endearing as the Berry College Eagles that Cheryl is fascinated by Berry College - Eagles there's likely a market for this [Goths perhaps?] and undoubtedly sponsors...
 
TroutBear said:
Your missing out on a sterling opportunity to profit from these residents - Vulture Cam. While not a sociably endearing as the Berry College Eagles that Cheryl is fascinated by Berry College - Eagles there's likely a market for this [Goths perhaps?] and undoubtedly sponsors...
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That's funny.. You are the second person today to tell me to set up a webcam to monitor the birthing process of a vulture (the first being @ntsaint ). Maybe I should.
 
Joy ride
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Truck running, wallet on dash,left for 10 minutes.......# car alarm

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What does that mean?
 
dog = car alarm

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Anybody need a kitten? Got 3.....need zero

These are not Army issue or on the BII list for this humvee

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Psycho blonde.
Killed the wife's 2nd dauchsand over a squirrel and Efffs with the neighbors cows daily.
Still here... lifespan TBD
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On the last corner of the carpet with the sun shining on it. He migrates as the sun moves through our skylight.

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The last 3 pics are AWESOME!!!!!!
 
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