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Bodean
Hot Damn
A guy that works for me saw him at ATT the other day.
He hasn't been on mud for sure! Probably busy changing diapers........poor fellow.
Bodean
Hot Damn
That's what the womenfolk are for...
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, ' Do you have a license to catch those fish? '
' Naw, sir ' , replied the redneck. ' I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish. '
' Pet fish? '
' Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let ' em swim ' round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take ' em home. '
' That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that. '
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, ' It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works. '
' O. K. ' , said the warden. ' I've got to see this! '
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, ' Well? '
' Well, what? ' , says the redneck.
The warden says, ' When are you going to call them back? '
' Call who back? '
' The FISH ' , replied the warden!
' What fish? ' , replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
The game warden asked the man, ' Do you have a license to catch those fish? '
' Naw, sir ' , replied the redneck. ' I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish. '
' Pet fish? '
' Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let ' em swim ' round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take ' em home. '
' That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that. '
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, ' It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works. '
' O. K. ' , said the warden. ' I've got to see this! '
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, ' Well? '
' Well, what? ' , says the redneck.
The warden says, ' When are you going to call them back? '
' Call who back? '
' The FISH ' , replied the warden!
' What fish? ' , replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
I talked to him the other day. He is a working his butt off.
New position at ATT ( add joke here). plus working his wife's job as well.
He's still got his mind on cruisers though, we were kicking around 80 storage systems.
His rebuilt motor is doing great!
put 500 miles the next couple a days right after.
He aint changing very many diapers..
too busy 
cool just wanted to make sure his was doing well with the +1 and new engine.
Thanks for the update
Thanks for the update
I talked to him the other day. He is a working his butt off.
New position at ATT ( add joke here). plus working his wife's job as well.
He's still got his mind on cruisers though, we were kicking around 80 storage systems.
His rebuilt motor is doing great!
put 500 miles the next couple a days right after.
He aint changing very many diapers..
That's sweet Bomar!
take some more pics of the gas can hold down please sir.
take some more pics of the gas can hold down please sir.
It looks great but I would ditch that tag on the can holder. No need to give the po po man any other excuses.
Arkansas po po are laid back compared to their Mississippi counterparts.
Bomar, where didi you get that cruiser tag?
Bomar, where didi you get that cruiser tag?
Im your huckleberry.....
https://forum.ih8mud.com/merchandise-storefront/162685-brazil-cruiser-plates.html
Don't look now but somebody's mangina is showing...
If ya like the plate you should rock the plate. No law against it as far as I know. Just think about all the airbrush vendors that law would put outa' work!
Helll yeah you tell em Boss Man!
