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Friday nite chilling...
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That guy's a real dare devil...
I had this one on my snowboard many years ago. It was a very good conversation ice-breaker on the gondola, regardless of see or age (none under 18 of course)!
problem with Christmas lights on a palm tree.
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camel milk is good for you...
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Merry Xmas!
C/O the VI club... too good to not share.
My dear Friends,
I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.
So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice, I want to say:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed color, age physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting theses terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words: Merry Christmas!!
I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.
So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice, I want to say:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed color, age physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting theses terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words: Merry Christmas!!
Hopefully, not Rudolph's!
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Yes, to Cruizer guys everywhere, we wish you a merry Xmas and great wheeling in 2022...
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Merry Christmas everyone! Let's keep it sane and casual in 2022! 
One more for you all before Christmas officially strikes...
What is wrong with some people?
It’s 364 days until Christmas and some people already have their Christmas lights up!
It’s 364 days until Christmas and some people already have their Christmas lights up!
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Ass ume nothing...
