Also available on Apple News for those inclined.
https://apple.news/AHzTkc6c2SwGN5FUggaJ-Jw
ETA - you can also listen to a transcription of the article from The New Yorker website.
However you consume, I found it worth the time.
It’s been a while since I disabled the chime, but I seem to remember seeing a way to disable the light too. I recall purposely leaving the light as a less-annoying reminder without being driven to the looney bin every time I’m just running my kids to a friends house around the corner. I’ll take...