Why?

[Koffer]

I have an old cat who's a train wreck , thyroid issues, skinny as a rail and his liver is shot .
He gets a pill a day so I have to put it in his wet food and I add water to it to make it like pudding . He'll eat if you keep showing it to him as its like hes got ADD and forgets and will walk away , 10sec later plop his azz back in front of it and he'll go "cool, food" and eat again .
I'm draining the turtle tank and he's drinking that nasty stuff , put clean water in front of him , walks away and back to the skank water .
I told him "if that s*** dosn't kill you, you'll never die (or by the looks of him hes already the walking dead)
In that case , my other cat is ready. She sleeps with a big knife at all times on the desk

 

[packetstormin]

I feel bad for your older car, but that is some funny s*** about the kitty walking dead.

My cat sleeps like that, but sometimes it looks likes his neck is broken or something. It really freaks the wife out.

 

[Trunk Monkey]

With the knife and red stuff on the plastic he's on I almost thought we had another psycho tyler posting.

 

[Koffer]

With the knife and red stuff on the plastic he's on I almost thought we had another psycho tyler posting.

The cat in the photo is the outdoor hunter , goes out at night and kills all kinds of small rodents . As of late shes been averaging 1 to 2 a night with 3 on Monday . She sleeps all day like that (passed out)and goes killing s*** all night .
As for "Johnny the Zombie" his skinny ass has killed 3 in 3 days inside the house over the last week .
The rodents have been bad this year , This is the 1st year I've had them in the house during the summer, I think its from the large amount of rain last year and really mild winter didn't thin them out as well

 

[T Y L E R]

Give the walking dead to Mom .. that ought to fix 'em.


TY

PS:When is the court date?