The White Trash Beater Buildup

[Ullr]

...got to figure out if we want beer tap handles or dildos on the tops........

Beer tap handles could be problematic. I would hate to see the inebriated cranking on the t-case shifter and holding a beer cup underneath it. They might get frustrated drinking 90 weight instead of Shiner.

 

[Texican]

 

[Ullr]

That would explain the 90 weight in my beer cup....

 

[KOWBOY]

Hell .......... I like 'em Butch.

 

[wngrog]

Laid eyes on this fine rig today. Nice beater

 

[KOWBOY]

Laid eyes on this fine rig today. Nice beater

Wish ya woulda taken some pics.

 

[wngrog]

Wish ya woulda taken some pics.

Scroll back a few pages, without your magnificent leadership, it still looks the same.

 

[Texican]

Scroll back a few pages, without your magnificent leadership, it still looks the same.

Actually, no, it now has working steering, fuel tank, fuel pump, SM 420 is installed.........

 

[wngrog]

Not to take away from all your donated time, but it still LOOKS the same in pictures

 

[KOWBOY]

Got the shifter knob.

Had to ease on outta the city limits to find one of them ... uhhhh ... "parts" stores that sell this partic'lar style.

First time I ever bought me a truck part where I had to pay a $1 cover charge just to get inta the store.

I picked outta damn fine model and when I flopped that thang down on the counter .... the fella at the register sorta looked at me with a twinkle in his eye.

I done paid up right quick and backed my way outta there in a hurry.

Don't know how well Fro's junk's gonna run, but it's sure as hell gonna be the most well-endowed.

 

[JCB ELWOOD]

Well done, sir. Me and Fro and the Old Man are laughin our asses off That'll match the hot pink shock boots we put on the front. We done got all the brake lines run, throttle cable operational, all 4 shocks on it. Gotta tackle drive shafts tomorrow and power steering pump. Josh

 

[KOWBOY]

Most excellent gentlemen.

Go to the "parts for sale" deal in the classifieds here and check out Fro's new hood.

 

[Texican]

first, shocks nice flamingo colored boots......
next 420 in place ready for driveshafts....

 

[Texican]

Josh on your left, and Lynn (fro) on your right have a message for Kowboy

You may be a redneck/white trash if you deem it needed to wear a cap with your last name on it............

 

[KOWBOY]

Josh on your left, and Lynn (fro) on your right have a message for Kowboy

My fellow officers....

My neighbors....

My best fawkin' friends....

Damned if them boys don't make me right proud!

 

[wngrog]

Give you $50 for the old hood.....

 

[Texican]

OK we decided you are sitting in the hotel room
1.Playing with Fro's shifter
2.Drinking beer
3. Surfing IH8MUD
4. Also ILOVEFATWIMMEN.com

 

[Texican]

Give you $50 for the old hood.....

Fro spent 4 f'n hrs yesterday sanding and painting it, so he says no sale.............and F'U........dwarf

 

[KOWBOY]

My Gawd ...... that's a healthy pair sir.

Mite even overload MY porch swing.

 

[Texican]

OH, I also got the throttle cable hooked up, Fro was OK with a string attached to it, but I went ahead and got it where the pedal will control it.