The Ultimate, utterly useless, totally sidetracking, complete BS thread!

[Mud_Guppie]

So I should put my annual "selling my fj40" ad here?

I’m a definite maybe for buying your all original FJ40. Is there any rust?

 

[Fantom]

I think I just threw up a little.

 

[Granite Grinder]

Guppie,
You find that cherry picker?

 

[Deny]

Guppie,
You find that cherry picker?

For his "man bits" ?

 

[Antarctican]

Steve I have a set of ones I used for 2 days on the ride 2 conquer cancer last year, they are like new, no gross stains like you'd find on sailor's, so Lance tells me

 

[Enigma]

I’m a definite maybe for buying your all original FJ40. Is there any rust?

None. It's all covered by duct tape and bondo.

 

[AJAEbj42]

No picker at the shop, Phil

 

[Granite Grinder]

To the Polish crowd, what is a good Vodka that you can buy at the liquor store, maybe a Gov't liquor store?
Ideally, something that's not in the Patron price range, though i do enjoy Patron

 

[AJAEbj42]

Mat and I drink Żubrówka (Bison Grass) at work (I'm not normally a vodka drinker, but that stuff he introduced me to is really good!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Żubrówka

http://www.business2community.com/branding/polish-zubrowka-becomes-zu-in-the-us-028009

http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/462440

 

[Fantom]

Zubrowka
Less expensive and smoother than Grey Goose.
Any other options include Grey Goose and Finlandia
STAY AWAY FROM POTATO VODKA - ugh. It's like drinking methanol mixed with bleach.

 

[crawlin cruiser]

So I should put my annual "selling my fj40" ad here?

First bid... $100

 

[Vanny]

It's like drinking methanol mixed with bleach.

Is that bad?

 

[ForealBoreal]

First bid... $100

$101. None of this minimum bid stuff. Its not on ebay or anything.

 

[ForealBoreal]

Zubrowka
Less expensive and smoother than Grey Goose.
Any other options include Grey Goose and Finlandia
STAY AWAY FROM POTATO VODKA - ugh. It's like drinking methanol mixed with bleach.

Whats the best way to drink it?

 

[Enigma]

And here I thought all vodka was made from 'taters.

 

[AJAEbj42]

Whats the best way to drink it?

Ice-cold in an iced glass is how I like it.

 

[ForealBoreal]

Ice-cold in an iced glass is how I like it.

I should buy a nice bottle at some point.
I have been indulging time to time with a nice bottle of scotch or tequila. Its definitely noticeable getting a nice bottle, quite smooth.
Problem is I rarely drink at all these days.

 

[Fantom]

Chilled or out of the freezer, I dink it straight, but you can mix it with apple juice (the good stuff not the concentrated crap), cranberry juice is OK, but not my preference, experiment as desired. It has a little flavour so try it out and decided.

 

[Deny]

I dink it straight

Nothing better than drinking good polish vodka with some beautiful polish girls

 

[darmaduke]

a man come home after a long day at work and sees his wife standing at the bottom of the stairs with her bags packed...
" where r u going ? " the man askes
" I'm going to live in vegas ! " the women replies
" Vegas? what the heck is in vegas for you ?" says the husband
the women looks at her husband an plainly says..
" In vegas you can get $400 for every blow job! I might as well get paid in vegas for what i do here for free.! "
The man ponders for a minute then runs up the stairs and pack his own bags and walks back down to join his wife.
"where r you going? " the women asks in a puzzled tone..
" I'm going to vegas too" says the man
"what the heck in Vegas for you ?" the stunned women replies.
The man looks at his wife and says..
" Im going to vegas to watch you live on $800 a year...."