THE PROCLAMATION [dutifully read from a ceremonial scroll, stored appropriately in a paper towel tube and presented to Kowboy for posterity]:
Whereas the White Trash of Elwood Chapter has Heretofore been noticeably lacking in one of the Principle symbols of Chapter hospitality, the ubiquitous Hospitality table, ....
and the Left Coast representatives of the aforementioned chapter being most desirous of rectifying said deficiency in a manner bespeaking the truly special nature of our clan, .....
I hereby present you, Mr. President, with an Official White Trash of Elwood Hospitality Table, to be proudly displayed and used for all purposes you in your infinite wisdom deem appropriate at all future gatherings of fun-lovin, beer-drinkin Cruiserheads.
Sincerely,
Mark Algazy, proprietor of the Elwood Mercantile, and proud member of the White Trash.
Whereas the White Trash of Elwood Chapter has Heretofore been noticeably lacking in one of the Principle symbols of Chapter hospitality, the ubiquitous Hospitality table, ....
and the Left Coast representatives of the aforementioned chapter being most desirous of rectifying said deficiency in a manner bespeaking the truly special nature of our clan, .....
I hereby present you, Mr. President, with an Official White Trash of Elwood Hospitality Table, to be proudly displayed and used for all purposes you in your infinite wisdom deem appropriate at all future gatherings of fun-lovin, beer-drinkin Cruiserheads.
Sincerely,
Mark Algazy, proprietor of the Elwood Mercantile, and proud member of the White Trash.
