Spendin' too much time at the bar ...

[KOWBOY]

Sand bar that is ... on the Red ... only bar in town.

Gettin' hot these days in Elwood ... I mean real hot. Shade tree ain't enuff. Fans ain't enuff. Come evenin' time, gotta load the cooler and chairs in the Teryx and head to the river.

Back 'er up to the edge and set up the chairs.

 

[KOWBOY]

Chunk the sandals aside ...

unzip the legs on the britches ...

and commence to drinkin'.

 

[KOWBOY]

CAUTION: Drunks in the water.

Watch the current ... it runs purdy good.

 

[KOWBOY]

It's cooler at our bar in the evenin' than at The 3X's ...

and it's a damn purdy view with the settin' sun.

Glad y'all weren't there.

 

[Dirty White Boy]

Them's some sexy legs!

 

[Domek]

you mean the chicken legs?

you need to get them legs more out in the sun Sir!

when my kids were born they were white like a paper towel. I actually told my wife that we needed to keep 'em in the sun for them to get a tan. now it's hard to keep'em indoors and in the shade.

Ja! ja!

 

[KOWBOY]

you need to get them legs more out in the sun Sir!

Nope ... don't wanna look like a Mes'kin.

 

[KOWBOY]

Tree-Crawlin' ... 'till I got stuck.

 

[KOWBOY]

The Poser shot.

Fella on the left is Clay and his Ranger ... he works with Josh.

 

[SHREG]

Thats it......im sellin the boat ang gittn me one of those......