So my dog ate a large domino's pizza last night

['74 UA FJ]

My dog's tail would be hanging in a Chinese butcher shop's window if he pulled something like that. I've taught him well.

I let him know I'm pissed. But I don't know how pissed I can be because I don't remember where I put the damn pizza. If it was on the counter, then I should be pretty pissed, but if it was on the coffee table, then it is understandable. Fxxx.

 

[srplus]

When I was in college, my rottweiller feasted on the remains of a barbequed hog after we all went to bed.


sweet baby jesus, those were maybe the worst two days of my life following that.

This reminds me of when the decided she could make better dog food than came in the bag... she made a pile of stuff up with rice and broccoli.

The fumes would kill ya! Home dog food production FAIL!

 

[Rookie2]

Pisses me off. My dog had a $20 meal last night.

I'd be pissed too. 20 bucks on a meal, and not even a hand job out of the deal. I'd say he'll be blowing you some kisses later on though.

 

[brett76]

explosive

 

['74 UA FJ]

I'm starting to wonder if I at some of the pizza last night. I don't remember but I went to bed at 3ish in the morning and woke up about 5ish this afternoon and wasn't really hungry. And there was the pizza box on the floor and torn up.

 

[cruiser88]

poor dog....i wil not even feed my heeler that s***

 

[Ratpuke]

Least you won't be pulling a foot and a half long piece of heavy duty plastic out of your dog's ass. Took Prado to the vet yesterday morning because she was screeching everytime she tried to go. Vet had the honours of removing the unidentified piece of plastic. No idea when/where she got into that. Needless to say she's feeling better today.

 

[whodat]

Any news to report yet?

 

[wob]

whodat has a scat fetish

 

[JJS]

whodat has a scat fetish

They caught him at work s***ting in the urinal yesterday.

 

[stinkyfj60]

whodat has a scat fetish

whodat = sparky

 

['74 UA FJ]

No report yet. Hopefully he'll s*** all over steve's yard today.

 

[wob]

No report yet. Hopefully he'll s*** all over steve's yard today.

He's gonna have a blowout in your truck on the ride over.

BTDT - not good.

 

[splitshot]

What are the odds you ate it all, how are you feeling today, maybe a little plugged up?

 

[4WD Toyota Owner Magazine]

I didn't even get a piece of the fxxxing pizza. Pisses me off. My dog had a $20 meal last night. I should probably quit drinking.

Teh best reply evah.

 

[fsusteve]

he didn't quit drinking today, that much I know.

 

[wob]

lol


stories or gtfo

 

[fsusteve]

he doesn't have a laptop with him, he's gonna get hammered for two days before he even knows about it.

 

[gmarshall7]

I'd be pissed too. 20 bucks on a meal, and not even a hand job out of the deal. I'd say he'll be blowing you some kisses later on though.

74's got a jumbo jar of JIF. Half empty for you pessies.

 

[IronYuppy]

I'd be more concerned about how my dog was able to order a pizza. I'd probably hide my credit cards before he figured out how to access the Petcetera website.