So my dog ate a large domino's pizza last night

['74 UA FJ]

How much is he going to s***?

 

[wob]

You probably won't see much of a difference, but you should be able to smell one if he comes inside.

 

['74 UA FJ]

He lives inside.

 

[gmarshall7]

He may not be s***ting at all without some help. Was he drinking beer?

 

['74 UA FJ]

No beer. I feel like he will definitely be s***ting. He weighs 92 pounds.

 

[trucruiser]

Get ready for some cow patties.

 

[splitshot]

Get one topped with jalepenos next time that'll cure him.

Take him for a ride and a hike, it always cleaned Harley out.

 

[beaufort-fj60]

They sell Dominos in the student cafeteria?.. nice!

 

[wob]

When I was in college, my rottweiller feasted on the remains of a barbequed hog after we all went to bed.


sweet baby jesus, those were maybe the worst two days of my life following that.

 

[Liam]

How much is he going to s***?

tie him to a tree for a couple of days.

 

[Jman]

WTF, dude? Buy your dog some decent food! Domino's sucks!

 

[ranger]

If it had extra cheese, he won't pass anything for a couple of days....then watch out.

 

[burlew]

oh....its gonna get bad....

The whole anal gland thingy....its gonna get stinky.

 

[JJS]

I think all southern redneck college students are required to have a rottweiler in their dorms. This is probably a common problem.

 

[wob]

I think all southern redneck college students are required to have a rottweiler in their dorms. This is probably a common problem.

I didn't get mine until I moved off campus.

 

[Hank]

A 160lb St. Bernard s***s three times in 5-8lb quantities. That was Little Cesars Pizza though...

 

[NaterGator]

Just be thankful it wasn't FiveStar.

 

[LoveTractor]

When I was in college, my rottweiller feasted on the remains of a barbequed hog after we all went to bed.


sweet baby jesus, those were maybe the worst two days of my life following that.

When I was in college, my golden got into a bunch of oyster shells after an oyster roast. Woke up the next morning to about 15 piles of pluff mud-smelling puddles of s*** all over the house.

Holy hell, that was was the biggest raping by my vet ever. $500 for anaesthesia for an x-ray and a $200 syringe of plain ole pepto I had to squirt into his mouth for a week.

 

['74 UA FJ]

I didn't even get a piece of the fxxxing pizza. Pisses me off. My dog had a $20 meal last night. I should probably quit drinking.

 

[LoveTractor]

I didn't even get a piece of the fxxxing pizza. Pisses me off. My dog had a $20 meal last night. I should probably quit drinking.

My dog's tail would be hanging in a Chinese butcher shop's window if he pulled something like that. I've taught him well.