Brown Betty, or the Boneless Brwon Trout of death...
I knew IH8MUD was a wealth of knowledge but this takes the cake, my silver star just paid for itself. LOL
thats known as a 'Brown Betty Extraordinaire' in my neck of the woods...
maybe I should expound...
You see, a Brown Betty is when you poop in someones toilet without flushing. It is customary to hide the paper you wipe with in the trash can, or behind the toilet, so as not to interfere with the visual element of the Brown Betty.
The Brown Betty Especial is when you first close off the water intake to the tank, then flush the toilet till nothing else fills up, and drop your duece. When going to this extreme it is customary to not only hide the paper, but also turn up the heat and close the door.
Then there is the Brown Betty Extraordinaire, or the pooping in the toilet tank business. This can be done with any combination of other Brown Betty, and is best done to those you dislike only, as your friends can forgive only so many poopy shenanigans.
p.s., as my friend Mart has taught us all so well, if you have irritable bowel syndrome it is sooooo cool to leave your s***ty underwear in inconspicuous places for your friends to find at work the next Monday, in conjuction with the brown betty you have left in their place of business over the weekend, with the heat turned way up. Thanks dude!
