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MAJOR UPDATE!!

Mailman done brought me a little box today that had a picture in it of me and The Detective from the 4th of July. :bounce: :bounce:

It's from one of them old-fashioned cameras where ya gotta run the film down to the WalMart to see what it looks like. :frown:

But one of my 'puter gee-whiz kids at work says it can be transmorgified into the 'puter somehow so's that I can post it up here tomorrow. :grinpimp:

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Kowboy-WAY TA GO!
 
Gatherin' up Spy Photos (as seen in my thread of the same title :D ) can be a damn treacherous activity. Therefore, it was most imperative to have my Presidential Security Officer present for my protection. :grinpimp:

Don't know if'n it was that cute little hat or what .... but right there in that fella's shop .... I done proposed Holy Matrimony .... and Holy s*** ..... she said YES!! :bounce: :bounce2: :bounce:

Hauled ass outta that shop in my Taco and headed on over to the big city of Sherman to fetch up a diamond ring.

Boys ... this here one's a Keeper ... and I'm gonna do just that.

Gonna get hitched in Elwood early next year ... and I'd be damned proud if'n all The White Trash would show up. Gonna make the 4th of July Party look like a church social. Please stay tuned for details. :cheers: :beer: :beer: :cheers:

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Last I heard, the women folk were gonna wear pink and there's gonna be flamingos everywhere. :eek:

There's gonna be beer ..... My Gawd ... there's gonna be ALOT of beer. :beer:

I done invited Elvis ..... and asked 'em to bring some midgets. :grinpimp:

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KOWBOY said:
Sounds expensive sir. :frown:

I'm thinkin' T-shirt and britches .... with a beer in my hand ..... always wanted to get hitched with a beer in my hand. :grinpimp:

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Requesting permission to wear a maroon t-shirt, sir.

Hot damn, an aggie's gettin' married, folks! Make sure you get the ring on the proper finger, Kowboy! :flipoff2:

Keep us updated as to when this fine event is gonna take place. :D :D
 
Just now checked this forum and found this. :bounce: :bounce2: Holy Matrimony Batman!! :bounce: :bounce2: Congrats Kowboy. :cheers: :beer: :cheers: I will inform my wife - but she probably still won't ride with ya! :flipoff2:
 
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