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Presidential Security

Discussion in 'TX- The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter' started by KOWBOY, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. KOWBOY

    KOWBOY President

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    Since The White Trash has become World famous ... as President, so have I. For the most part, this here's a damn cool thang. But fame certainly has it's price folks.

    Quite frankly, I've got me some growin' concerns over my personal safety. There's just too high a risk of some whacko terrorist, roorn't on dope, takin' me out for some evil personal gain. :eek:

    Although the White Trash has a most capable Chief of Security, it's all too obvious his loyalties are to my Vice-President rather than to me. :rolleyes:

    Therefore, I've done managed to arrange a local law officer to ensure my protection. :D

    Detective Lisa Renee' Bridges of the Bonham Police Department has been assigned this task. She assumed this responsibility the last time I was home and proved to be quite dedicated to her new role .... going above-and-beyond the call of duty in order to provide 24-hour security. :grinpimp:

    With her by my side, I can now continue to attend club events without fearin' for my life.

    ..... and she's damn purdy!! :bounce: :bounce2: :bounce:

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    I know a bunch of them lady cops, dated a few of 'em in my day and work with with a few of 'em every day.

    Word to the wise....DON'T PISS HER OFF! :D Couple of 'em I work with will bring a whoop'n on ya faster then anything. Damn good backup to have on a call too!!!!!

    Good Luck with your new "security arrangments" Sir! :cheers:

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  3. KOWBOY

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    Damn fine advice sir .... just a little late. That's why I had to delete some of the 4th of July thread .... she was outta uniform in the pic. :grinpimp:

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    Mace rock scientist.. Staff Member s-Moderator

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    This thread is worthless without pics



    :flipoff2:


    hey, does this mean that my Wife would be safe at the roundup now??
     
  5. KOWBOY

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    I had a pic posted .... very briefly .... and I got in trouble. I'll have to regroup on that deal. :D

    Yes sir .... all wives, daughters, mothers, and grandmothers are now safe. An added security feature. :grinpimp:

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    I've seen the PICS!!!!
     
  7. KOWBOY

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    Just sent the Old Man a PM to see if Deb got any at the July 4th party that he can post up. :grinpimp:

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    I dun downloaded it :flipoff2:



































    j/k - I did notice part of thread had been modified. Not sure but I thought I heard whips cracking :flipoff2:
     
  9. KOWBOY

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    Yes sir ...

    I was a bad man.


    Mite need to be handcuffed. :whoops: :censor:

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    Good for you. Just remember; she has mace if you piss her off.
     
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    Mace rock scientist.. Staff Member s-Moderator

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    Really??

    Hmmm....
     
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    I have this vision, Kowboy, a nightstick, latex gloves and one of those riot shields.
     
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    :eek: :eek:


    (Nicely done sir)

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    please .. please .. for Gawd sakes ... PLEASE tell me you weren't touching any part of your body when you had this vision of me!!

    :eek: :ban: :eek:

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    I suspect he had a new bottle of lotion and a leather chauffeurs hat :eek:
     
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    Kinda scared to ask, but pics of what? Please oh please clarify!!!
     
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    You are gonna have her plum rurn't by the time we meet her. Hope she will be at ICBM. Congrats!

    Later,
     
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    It's highly probable, my vertically challenged friend, that she's gonna kick your ass for callin' 'er that. :flipoff2:

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    Let me get the new chaps broken in then I will get a few PICs.