Since The White Trash has become World famous ... as President, so have I. For the most part, this here's a damn cool thang. But fame certainly has it's price folks. Quite frankly, I've got me some growin' concerns over my personal safety. There's just too high a risk of some whacko terrorist, roorn't on dope, takin' me out for some evil personal gain. Although the White Trash has a most capable Chief of Security, it's all too obvious his loyalties are to my Vice-President rather than to me. Therefore, I've done managed to arrange a local law officer to ensure my protection. Detective Lisa Renee' Bridges of the Bonham Police Department has been assigned this task. She assumed this responsibility the last time I was home and proved to be quite dedicated to her new role .... going above-and-beyond the call of duty in order to provide 24-hour security. With her by my side, I can now continue to attend club events without fearin' for my life. ..... and she's damn purdy!!