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You two need to track down the moseley brothers..... they can teach you all you need to know about living in Memphis.... Like how to set s*** on fire, how to fish in a ditch, where to drop a dead hooker's body, where to get crack laced tater salad, etc...

they will also show you some wonderful places to go wheel your cruiser in the Memphis city llimits.
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One piece of advice I received at the Ozark Cruiser Crawl / Razorback Ramble - Never ever ever let them convince you to go wheeling "under the bridge".

Exactly what that means, I'm not sure, but I'm sure I don't wanna find out in my rig.



I met Cameron, and we actually go to school in buildings that share a wing. I'll have to find him and learn about these things you speak of. I'd hate to leave here without becoming a true Memphrican :hhmm:
 
One piece of advice I received at the Ozark Cruiser Crawl / Razorback Ramble - Never ever ever let them convince you to go wheeling "under the bridge".

Only if you wear panties and/or suck your thumb.
 
You two need to track down the mosLEy brothers..... they can teach you all you need to know about living in Memphis.... Like how to set s*** on fire, how to fish in a ditch, where to drop a dead hooker's body, where to get crack laced tater salad, etc...

Don't forget we can show you the free skeet shooting range right in the heart of Memphis.

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Quick! Paddle faster, I hear banjos!!
 
You two need to track down the moseley brothers..... they can teach you all you need to know about living in Memphis.... Like how to set s*** on fire, how to fish in a ditch, where to drop a dead hooker's body, where to get crack laced tater salad, etc...

:clap:

I believe that lesson will also include the "how to do proper grafitti" course.
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I have some friends coming in town this weekend. They want to hit up Beale Street. Anything I should be aware of? I've gotten mixed reviews on this :meh:

The place across from BB Kings has good tamales.
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Yeah, you should be aware of Beale Street. If tourist traps are your thing, go for it. Otherwise, head to South Main or Midtown or even Whitehaven.
 
Did that whole Beale Street thing. It was a lot of fun! I think it's mainly the people you go with.

Dyer's was pretty good and reasonably priced for the hype that came with the burger.

Man, you can spend a lot of money quick :doh:
 
Pardon my ignorance....

I was snooping around trying to figure out how, why, and where to send $15. I've got a good guess on why and how, so what about this where?

Also, I'm not a member of TLCA. That a problem?

I noticed some of the sticky topics on the tippity top of CLC clubhouse are out-of-date. When are meetings? And where?

And if ya'll decide I suck, do I get my money back :p

...only kidding on the last one...
 
Any info sent to Jordan should also be sent to me. Thanks guys!
 
whats up man. i also work in the Memphis Airport area around democrat and tullahoma. I live near Clark Tower...ill hit you up sometime...walking out of the house now
 
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