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Bodean

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Merry Christmas everyone! Hope yall have a great day!

Later,
 
Hope yall all have a Merry Christmas!
 
Frohe weinacht aus nuevo mexico!
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This wasn't a joke, all though funny so I thought it would fit best in the Christmas thread...despite being early...I thought this was hilarious.

A guy I know's FB status:

To My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year:santa::santa:
 
I'm creating an acct for going across the pond. My wifes friend actuly has the above as their status
 
This wasn't a joke, all though funny so I thought it would fit best in the Christmas thread...despite being early...I thought this was hilarious.

A guy I know's FB status:

To My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year:santa::santa:

Some of us don't have any liberal friends and will not get a bookface account.
 
im one of "us" I have email and mud
 
Merry Christmas from The Tolleson's.
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Merry Christmas to my CLC brothers and Sisters!
 
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