Go down i-75 until you see the Macon bypass, this will be I-475 S, take bypass to south side of Macon. Turn NORTH on I-75 and follow to I-285 WEST, Go around I-285 4 times (see: Pascual Perez) before exiting on Peachtree Parkway. Follow North until you see Hwy 400, go NORTH on 400 until it dead ends in Waffle House. Turn into Waffle House and order hash browns from toothless waitress, you'll know when you see her. In the hash browns will be shortcut hints to above directions--Consume Hash browns, advise emergency role of TP be on hand. Turn south on Hwy 400, follow to Holcomb Bridge Rd, Go east on HB Rd. until you hit Peachtree Pkwy once again. Look for the QT gas station and pull into parking lot, Now, this is very important--insert head up own rectum for in search of intelligence, once found please clean accordingly for future use. Show up 30 minutes late and tell everyone how bad directions were.
