Jeff, your spending too much time over at bc4x4.com.
BTW, there were better ones in that thread:
Three men from Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Michigan .. He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Washington He told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Now if you tried than on my Mexican wife, you would probably need a body cast. Temper temper temper...
