I need Pirate stuff....

[slowandsteady BJ]

Anyone have a pirate costume lying around?
Or a Wench costume?
Perhaps a friendly Parrot?

(this thread is going to get out of hand.... I can tell already)

 

[seapotato]

Anyone have a pirate costume lying around?
Or a Wench costume?
Perhaps a friendly Parrot?

(this thread is going to get out of hand.... I can tell already)

In the mood for some Rum, Flogging and Sodomy are you?

 

[Toshi38]

In the mood for some Rum, Flogging and Sodomy are you?

Pirate stuff seems exactly like your kind of thing there seapotato...

 

[wombat]

Just dress up like Keith Richards,the only hard part would getting all those wrinkles on your face.

 

[seapotato]

Pirate stuff seems exactly like your kind of thing there seapotato...

I see what you did there...the ol' reversal. I say something about someone, then you imply I'm talkin bout myself.

I'll have to use that in the future.


But yeah, the floggings and sodomy might be a little more in character than he's really going for.

So maybe just get drunk on the rum, squint up one eye and say "Arrr" a lot.

 

[bikersmurf]

Try Value Village. I'm sure you can find what you're looking for there.


Well... Other than the Rum, Sodomy, and...

 

[ForealBoreal]

How much does a pirate pay for getting his ears pierced?















A buccaneer!

 

[slowandsteady BJ]

Gina found a costume rental place that has it all covered. Thanks you all for your input!

invaluable as always.

 

[seapotato]

When the Pirate was asked about the large steering wheel he had for a belt buckle, he replied...


"Arrr...It's drivin' me nuts"

 

[wombat]

"Arrr- them that dies will be the lucky ones"

 

[Radd Cruisers]

What.....No butt pirates jokes

 

[Radd Cruisers]

Okay, now lets see a pic of you in the pirates suite.


Could not be any worse than me as Batman and my son Dawson as Robin. 30 year old man in tights.....not a pretty picture

 

[seapotato]

Okay, now lets see a pic of you in the pirates suite.


Could not be any worse than me as Batman and my son Dawson as Robin. 30 year old man in tights.....not a pretty picture

ahh superheroes. wearing the underwear on the outside...yet somehow it's ok


buddy of mine tried to have a "super hero" party about ten years ago. Turned out he was the only one who dressed up.

So there he is amongst all these people dressed normally, wearing red long john underwear with lacy panties on the outside and a lone ranger mask...now THAT was some funny s***...