Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with stinky finger.
-Confucious
Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
-Confucious
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Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with stinky finger.
-Confucious
Really Daryl??? With this bunch? Hang on...
comletly
For Lenny -
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx
For Lenny -
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx
"Do you fear the force of the wind,
The slash of the rain?
Go face them and fight them,
Be savage again.
Go hungry and cold like the wolf,
Go wade like the crane;
The palms of your hand will thicken,
The skin of your cheek will tan,
You'll grow ragged and weary and swarthy,
But you'll walk like a man."
- Hamlin Garland
These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can’t grip a tackle box.
Yeah, with all of these men linein’ up to get neutered it’s hip now to be feminized.
I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still
got a pair. Yeah, honey I’m still a guy.
Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked there’s a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I’m still a guy.
I heard a rumor you was gettin' yo' nails did down in the hood the other day...These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can’t grip a tackle box.
Yeah, with all of these men linein’ up to get neutered it’s hip now to be feminized.
I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still
got a pair. Yeah, honey I’m still a guy.
Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked there’s a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I’m still a guy.
Those are your metrosexuals.
Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who spends a lot of time and money on shopping for his appearance.[1] Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism.
Metrosexual - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I heard a rumor you was gettin' yo' nails did down in the hood the other day...